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03-07-2006, 10:48 AM #1End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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Making babies
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy."
The nurse says, "Oh, sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."
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03-07-2006, 10:58 AM #2happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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03-07-2006, 11:21 AM #4Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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That is so-o-o-o very wrong...yet funny.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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03-07-2006, 11:25 AM #5Registered User
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WHAT THE PACIFIER ......soxmuscle ?
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