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03-10-2006, 09:03 AM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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10 Commandments
How Moses got the 10 Commandments....
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."
God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested. "
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" They're free." "We'll take 10."
There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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thats a good one, i thought u were actually gona tell ur a biblical story lol
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
How Moses got the 10 Commandments....
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."
God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested. "
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" They're free." "We'll take 10."
There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
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03-10-2006, 12:21 PM #5Moderator MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
How Moses got the 10 Commandments....
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."
God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested. "
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" They're free." "We'll take 10."
There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
Was that a first person account?If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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03-10-2006, 12:51 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Albob is a Biblical story, used to come right after Deuteronomy but since he's a living legend they cut it out because they think he's the work of the devil. Originally Posted by dontsurfonmytur
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Heavenly. I keep telling you, I'm a HEAVENLY story! Originally Posted by maniclion
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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03-10-2006, 05:29 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Oh yeah, he's a dry heaving story also, sorry I forgot. Originally Posted by ALBOB
Heavenly. I keep telling you, I'm a HEAVENLY story!Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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