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03-10-2006, 09:25 AM #1the true playboy
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ANY of you BOUNCERS?
Im startn bouncing at a bar later this week, any of you guys have that as a job b4, any tips or good stories?
Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts
and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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03-10-2006, 09:32 AM #2Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-10-2006, 09:32 AM #3Moderator MODERATOR
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Good job. Originally Posted by BigDyl
I beat my meat for fun.If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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03-10-2006, 09:42 AM #4Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-10-2006, 10:08 AM #5Registered User
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I got asked to bounc for a popular club in my city before, but after finding out what kind of people bouncers are i decided that it's not for me..Most of those guys are criminals and drug addicts...But maybe I just have high standarts and morals, (I do live in utah)
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03-10-2006, 01:48 PM #6Super Hero in Training
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I am. About to give it up though.
Whaddya want to know? Most of the time, walk around, people know who you are. You are a 'physical deterrant'. usually I am talking w/people, taking out trash, picking up glasses, etc. once in a while, have to 'invite' somebody to leave or break up something.
I did toss out some emo ninja out last Saturday...talking smack about putting the 'death touch' on me. I just gave him the crazy eye...he started to cry, then I walked him to the door..
(was'sup, Bigdyl!)
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03-10-2006, 01:52 PM #7Moderator MODERATOR
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The death touch...That involves a thumb, I think, and is not all that unpleasant. Originally Posted by Burner02
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I did toss out some emo ninja out last Saturday...talking smack about putting the 'death touch' on me. I just gave him the crazy eye...he started to cry, then I walked him to the door..
(was'sup, Bigdyl!)If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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03-10-2006, 01:53 PM #8Super Hero in Training
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leave your last physical out if this discussion, sir
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03-10-2006, 02:05 PM #9finding peace
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If Pitboss comes up to the I.M. surface, I'm sure he'd share some stories with you. Originally Posted by kicka19
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03-10-2006, 02:11 PM #10Barbell Ninja
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i do part time. just set the tone at the door and be cool, and hopefully no one will shank you in the back.
Still Alive.
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03-10-2006, 02:18 PM #11Super Hero in Training
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pretty much dead on.
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03-10-2006, 02:27 PM #12the true playboy
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good call, seems to be all bout itimidation Originally Posted by TheCurse
Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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03-10-2006, 02:30 PM #13Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by TheCurse
I'd roundhouse kick you and make Chuck Norris jealous.Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-10-2006, 02:39 PM #14Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Check those ID's closely and when you find fake ones staple them to the wall behind you like a souvenir wall, once you get several people will think twice about trying to get passed you with a fake.
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-10-2006, 02:40 PM #15Super Hero in Training
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Nope. if u aggress someone...their natural response is to get defensive. Originally Posted by kicka19
hate to say it...as usaully joked about..but that line from Road House comes in.
Be nice.
You are the professional. Be respectful. If you are doing your job, alot of the times you can stop a situation before they start or get out of hand.
If goes to a fight, you contain and remove without (try at least) disturbing the rest of the customers who are having a good time.Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
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03-10-2006, 02:40 PM #16Super Hero in Training
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we have a nice collection.... Originally Posted by maniclion
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
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THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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03-10-2006, 02:42 PM #17the unbanned
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only become a bouncer if it is getting you laid, if it is not why are you wasting your nights!
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03-10-2006, 02:45 PM #18Super Hero in Training
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it does...
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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03-10-2006, 02:47 PM #19the true playboy
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i applied for a bartending job, which i got but only 1 shift a week, the manager noticed i got a lil size and said i could pick up other nights bouncing, thats why Originally Posted by MyK
Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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03-10-2006, 02:47 PM #20the unbanned
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then do it! Originally Posted by Burner02
it does...
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03-10-2006, 02:47 PM #21the true playboy
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does it really get you laid, hahaha, i never even thought bout that Originally Posted by Burner02
it does...
Originally Posted by Luke8395
But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.
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03-10-2006, 02:48 PM #22the unbanned
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how old are you? Originally Posted by kicka19
If I was 18 I would start bartending immediately, that job is sweet at thta age!
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03-10-2006, 02:52 PM #23Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
I beat bouncers for fun.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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03-10-2006, 02:55 PM #24Super Hero in Training
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oh...I 'got 'er done!' Originally Posted by MyK
then do it!Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
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Is there a trade school for this? Or do you just practice on gay Emos?
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03-10-2006, 02:56 PM #26Super Hero in Training
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yeah...at least for me...let's face it...I'm drop dead sexy! (fat bastard accent) Originally Posted by kicka19
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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03-10-2006, 02:58 PM #27Super Hero in Training
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what...u do'nt see that ads on mid-day Tv or late night ads? earn your college degree right at your very own home? tv repaiman...electrician, bouncer...all reputable degree programs! guranteed...with your paid 'tuition' of only! 19.95 to get job offers starting at almost 100,00 per year! Originally Posted by min0 lee
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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Back in the 70's and 80's I owned my own bodyguard service. Most popular person I bodyguarded for was David Hasslehoff for a high rollers poker tourney in Las Vegas.
The rest were just rich assholes who hired me to be around so they could impress chicks and act like there shit didn't stink.
Pay was good. I had a Min charge of $750 and that got them 3 hrs. After that it was $100 a hr.
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Originally Posted by Burner02
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03-10-2006, 10:47 PM #30Super Moderator SUPER MODERATOR
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Sometimes that will get someone to one up you, it doesn't have to neccessarily be that. Be "respected," but not everyone is the same obviously. No matter what you look like or seem like you may have some stories of your own anyway. Originally Posted by kicka19
One of my 'favorites,' was a friend of mine bouncing up in Canada after leaving the US some years ago. During a fight some kid was so freaked out he started stabbing his own friend, didn't kill him but was just sticking anything that moved.
Idiot.Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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