Thread: Men take this poll please

you can pick more than one.

I would much rather spend my weekend in the woods, mountains, desert,
or by a lake or ocean

Call me weird -

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I would much rather spend my weekend in the woods, mountains, desert,
or by a lake or ocean

Call me weird -

Hunting time.

i go to bars to hang out with friends mostly but it's usually the girls who are checking me out ... no joke.

Whenever i am talking and look one way and then i turn my head, i suddenly catch a girl looking at me and then she quickly turns away blushing hoping i didn't catch her ... well, i am just too good for that.

*Those of you who failed to notice, this is a sarcastic post unlike foreman who don't know the meaning of sarcasm*

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Hunting time.

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

i go to bars to hang out with friends mostly but it's usually the girls who are checking me out ... no joke.

Whenever i am talking and look one way and then i turn my head, i suddenly catch a girl looking at me and then she quickly turns away blushing hoping i didn't catch her ... well, i am just too good for that.

#1 at 19 you should not be in a bar
#2 no girls are checking you out son
#3 gayest post this week

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

#1 at 19 you should not be in a bar
#2 no girls are checking you out son
#3 gayest post this week

agreed

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

#1 at 19 you should not be in a bar
#2 no girls are checking you out son
#3 gayest post this week

ROFL ^5

95% of the time I go to hang with my boys because they are still in the "party it up" phase of their lives which I left many moons ago.

The other 1% is on special occasions (birthdays, new years etc.) when drink til I blackout, hit on chicks (hopefully w/o my beer goggles....although I can't get them off my head), have a phenomenal time and usually kill someone at the end of the night.

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

#1 at 19 you should not be in a bar
#2 no girls are checking you out son
#3 gayest post this week

#1 age does not matter, people underage get in all the time depending on the place and if they know certain people
#2 how would you know? You have no proof
#3 You failed to see sarcasm

and

#4 you are 39, live your life on these boards, and are getting on my ass .. if i recall a certain post a while back, you complained about me getting on your ass all the time.

Go to church this sunday and actually listen and maybe you'll learn something

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

#1 age does not matter, people underage get in all the time depending on the place and if they know certain people..if you respect your body then age does matter son
#2 how would you know? You have no proof....the proof is in every post you make son.
#3 You failed to see sarcasm.....you failed to be sarcastic son.

and

#4 you are 39, live your life on these boards, and are getting on my ass .. if i recall a certain post a while back, you complained about me getting on your ass all the time......You have never stopped getting on my ass, I'm begining to think you are gay .
Go to church this sunday and actually listen and maybe you'll learn something....I know everything about the Catholic Church and the teachings of Jesus.....not that they are the same things

In response to ..

#1 - respect my body? Sure i do. If you're thinking i am there to drink, you're wrong. I never drink alcohol. Just because people go to a club doesn't mean they are going to drink. I go to socialize on certain occassions. Also, i have a girlfriend .. so no i don't go there looking desperate for some women.

#2 - What i post here has no relevance to my life. You don't know me. Ya, i can be an asshole or say stupid shit sometimes but come on it's the forums. You always post stupid shit. I don't see you going around in public and saying "true story" to every sentence you hear from their mouth or call them haters.

#3 -

... well, i am just too good for that.

.. that part right there is the key to seeing this post was sarcastic. I thought you had an IQ of 120 or was that just another lie like 20,000 other lies you have told?

#4 - I stopped getting on your ass a long time ago. The roles are reversed so now you're doing it to me. Calling someone gay must mean that you are a homosexual yourself. John H's posts seems to give you an erection everytime you see it. How's that going for ya?

Lastly, good job about knowing your faith and religious beliefs. I am happy for you and now be a good citizen and clean up your act.

I am so bored with you

no comeback? I guess i'll consider myself victorious.

Case closed

Hey, John H., shiznit2169 said, "Men take this pole please."

I don't go to bars to hang out/drink/watch a game. That's what I have a basement with a bar for. However, I love going to PUBS that serve decent food, but I consider that dining out. Mmmm.....shitty pub food......

That reminds me, I need to stock up on beer. I'm running low. The spring seasonal ales ought to be hitting liquor stores now.

Originally Posted by Flex

95% of the time I go to hang with my boys because they are still in the "party it up" phase of their lives which I left many moons ago.

The other 1% is on special occasions (birthdays, new years etc.) when drink til I blackout, hit on chicks (hopefully w/o my beer goggles....although I can't get them off my head), have a phenomenal time and usually kill someone at the end of the night.

thats funny b/c I was gonna make the exact same post, EXACTLY.....well except I do my killing in the evening right when I get there, that way you established yourself for anyone else who wants to get into it, ya know like in them old western flicks... ha ha

honestly if you do like bars, which I can't say I do, theres no other reasonable reason for a man to go to a bar besides trying to get his dick wet that night, I mean if you want to get wasted then a bar is NOT the answer, it costs like 7 bucks for a fuccin drink, fucc that. plus just about everyone there is fakin the funk like they're this and that, its too much

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I would much rather spend my weekend in the woods, mountains, desert,
or by a lake or ocean

Call me weird -

You're weird.

I like to drink fake beer and tell women they are fat.

Originally Posted by gr81

honestly if you do like bars, which I can't say I do, theres no other reasonable reason for a man to go to a bar besides trying to get his dick wet that night, I mean if you want to get wasted then a bar is NOT the answer, it costs like 7 bucks for a fuccin drink, fucc that. plus just about everyone there is fakin the funk like they're this and that, its too much

You said "fakin' the funk" hahahaha good one, bro!!

you shoulda seen some of the clowns out on St. Patty's day. Half the guys wish they were Lee Hotti, and half the chicks think they are beautiful.

Although, there's this bouncer there that is 1 of the 2 biggest guys i've ever seen in person. He competes in WSM. I see the guy go over to the DJ booth and grab his cooler to take out a 90% gone gallon jug of milk and a sandwich (at 1am in a packed ass bar haha)

Originally Posted by jasone

I like to drink fake beer and tell women they are fat.

Good answer



I wish I had more hands..........
So i could give dem titties

Originally Posted by gr81

honestly if you do like bars, which I can't say I do, theres no other reasonable reason for a man to go to a bar besides trying to get his dick wet that night, I mean if you want to get wasted then a bar is NOT the answer, it costs like 7 bucks for a fuccin drink, fucc that. plus just about everyone there is fakin the funk like they're this and that, its too much

Exactly

i hardly ever go to bars, more of a club person personally cause i like to dance and listen to music. plus everyone is way nicer in clubs cause they are all on ecstacy, ketamine(K heads are a non issue since they can't even function), and coke instead of a bunch of drunk retards who start fights for no reason.

but when i do go to bars, i get hammered and hit on every girl in sight.

I really don't get why someone would go to a bar to hang out, talk or get wasted. You can do all that at home, at a party, or at a friends house and not waste $100.

I go occasionally to hang out with my friends and get social. I usually don't get too drunk except on a special occasion. Usually I keep it very reasonable and only have 2-3 drinks over the course of a few hours.

I might goto a bar looking for girls, but mostly when I've gone so far I have been in the middle of something already.

I go to bars because I'm young and immiature, and I like to drink. What's wrong with that? I do prefer a nice sports bar though, so I can play some pool and shoot some darts. I like to get out of the damn house and see a bunch of people you haven't seen for a while. It is fun to try and pick up chicks, except I have no game so it usually doesn't work out for me...Oh well.