25 Signs You Have Grown Up

**MyK** · 03-16-2006, 07:32 PM

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

**TJ Cline** · 03-16-2006, 07:33 PM

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**MyK** · 03-16-2006, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

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**MyK** · 03-16-2006, 07:35 PM

atleast I know what I have coming in 10 years!

**TJ Cline** · 03-16-2006, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

atleast I know what I have coming in 10 years!

Yes you do, more unoriginality.

**Goodfella9783** · 03-16-2006, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

Those are great

**TJ Cline** · 03-16-2006, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

Those are great

Thank you

**greekblondechic** · 03-16-2006, 09:07 PM

Some of these are true, some aren't..does that make me half grown up?

**NEW_IN_THE_GAME** · 03-16-2006, 10:53 PM

I get up at 4-6am depends. I eat breakfast food, do work on the computer. damn i thought 18 was young. well i am almost to retirement. lol

**lioness** · 03-16-2006, 11:59 PM

**MACCA** · 03-17-2006, 03:46 AM

Iam still a kid at heart,....mum i dont want too grow up..

**The Monkey Man** · 03-17-2006, 05:02 AM

I fit everyone of those categories except #25

**BigDyl** · 03-17-2006, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I fit everyone of those categories except #25

True Story, how is our baby comming along?

**maniclion** · 03-17-2006, 03:15 PM

I meet very few of those.

**KentDog** · 03-18-2006, 04:34 PM

Pretty funny stuff! Although I have no idea why these two are on the list:
16. You take naps.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

Doesn't everybody do these two?

**squanto** · 03-19-2006, 02:37 AM

that list makes me want to cry

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