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  1. 03-21-2006, 12:57 AM #1
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    Last night, I was in my basement, lying back, bench pressing about 180.
    I was reaching my failure point and was struggling to get the bar back
    up on the rack. As i was looking at the bar, i looked straight up and
    suddenly there is this big spider lowering itself on it's dragline form the ceiling.
    It was slowly coming down right onto my damn forehead!
    So there i was with this pretty heavy weight on top of me, with this ugly spider
    about 4 inches from my face. I pushed like hell, and brought the weight back onto the rack, catching the web above the spider, sending him slightly back behind me.
    I jumped up off the bench and squashed this thing and that was it.
    If you ever want motivation in getting that last rep in, try having a huge, ugly spider coming down on your face at the same time.
    That ugly thing was better than any trainer or spotter could have ever been!
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  3. 03-21-2006, 01:18 AM #2
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    HAHAHAHA, OMG, Well have to test that scientifically some day...

    Man, if only you could get that kind of motivation on a day to day basis.
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  4. 03-21-2006, 05:08 AM #3
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    Fear does not exist in this Dojo!.... Does it?


    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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  5. 03-21-2006, 07:03 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    Fear does not exist in this Dojo!.... Does it?



    (R.I.P. Noriyuki "Pat" Morita)
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  6. 03-21-2006, 07:37 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mindset26
    Last night, I was in my basement, lying back, bench pressing about 180.
    I was reaching my failure point and was struggling to get the bar back
    up on the rack. As i was looking at the bar, i looked straight up and
    suddenly there is this big spider lowering itself on it's dragline form the ceiling.
    It was slowly coming down right onto my damn forehead!
    So there i was with this pretty heavy weight on top of me, with this ugly spider
    about 4 inches from my face. I pushed like hell, and brought the weight back onto the rack, catching the web above the spider, sending him slightly back behind me.
    I jumped up off the bench and squashed this thing and that was it.
    If you ever want motivation in getting that last rep in, try having a huge, ugly spider coming down on your face at the same time.
    That ugly thing was better than any trainer or spotter could have ever been!
    True story, that is a great way to motivate you. I have BigDyl hang something big and ugly in my face when I bench.
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  7. 03-21-2006, 08:39 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    True story, that is a great way to motivate you. I have BigDyl hang something big and ugly in my face when I bench.


    True Story, sometimes it gets excited too.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  8. 03-21-2006, 08:41 AM #7
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    Ah!!!!!

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  9. 03-21-2006, 08:46 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    True story, that is a great way to motivate you. I have BigDyl hang something big and ugly in my face when I bench.
    Ha! I once saw a guy inadvertantly "tea-bag" his buddie during a spot once. They both nearly died.
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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  10. 03-21-2006, 10:12 AM #9
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    True Story, make sure John H. isn't your spotter.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  11. 03-21-2006, 12:16 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Ha! I once saw a guy inadvertantly "tea-bag" his buddie during a spot once. They both nearly died.

    "oopps I slipped and put my balls in your mouth!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    True story, that is a great way to motivate you. I have BigDyl hang something big and ugly in my face when I bench.



    his vagina??
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  13. 03-21-2006, 12:42 PM #12
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    I am gonna try it.
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  14. 03-21-2006, 06:40 PM #13
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    that wasnt a spider that was "SuperKEFE"
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