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    A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says."

    The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"

    The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

    The teacher fainted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
    A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says."

    The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"

    The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

    The teacher fainted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio
    A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says."

    The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?"

    The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."

    The teacher fainted.
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