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All I want
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03-24-2006, 10:49 AM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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All I want
Female Poem:
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I want him to be gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Male Poem:
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know
this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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03-24-2006, 11:38 AM #2Intensity!
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03-24-2006, 12:17 PM #33UZFE
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ROFL "and I don't give a shit" priceless.!!!!!!!!1
(ps why dont the fucking smilies work no more?)
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03-24-2006, 02:46 PM #4End of the world ELITE MEMBER
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They don't? Originally Posted by LexusGS
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03-24-2006, 02:52 PM #5Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Not to steal Bobby D's thunder but, that reminds me of this old thing...
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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03-24-2006, 02:58 PM #6Registered User
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HAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAAAAAAHAHAHAA!!
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03-24-2006, 03:01 PM #7Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Her Side of the Story:
My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night.
We planned to meet at a café for a drink.
I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls,
and I thought it might have been my fault, because
I was a bit later than I promised.
But he didn't say much of anything about that.
I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could tell
there was something wrong. The conversation was slow going so,
I thought we should go off to some place intimate.
So we could talk more privately.
We went to this restaurant, and he was STILL acting a bit funny.
I was getting really worried...
What did I do?...
What was bothering him?...
Was he mad at me???
I tried to cheer him up, but couldn't help but wonder what was bothering him.
Was it me or something else?..
I asked him if he was upset with me.
He said no, but, I wasn't really sure...
So anyway, in the car on the way back home,
I said that I loved him deeply,
and he just put his arm around me!?!
I didn't know what the heck that meant; because, you know,
he didn't say he loved me back or anything.
We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me!
So I tried to get him to talk but, he just switched on the TV.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed.
Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love.
But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him, but I didn't.
So I just cried myself to sleep...
I just don't know what to do anymore... I mean, I really think he's fallen
out of love with me and is seeing someone else.
His Side of the Story:
Colts lost...
Bummer!...
Got laid though.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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03-24-2006, 03:06 PM #8the unbanned
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Her Side of the Story:
My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night.
We planned to meet at a café for a drink.
I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls,
and I thought it might have been my fault because
I was a bit later than I promised,
but he didn't say anything much about it.
I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could tell
there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going
so I thought we should go off to some place intimate, so we could
talk more privately.
We went to this restaurant, and he was STILL acting a bit funny.
I was getting really worried...
What did I do?... What was bothering him?...
Was he mad at me???
I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him.
Was it me or something else?.. I asked him if he was upset with me,
he said no.. But I wasn't really sure...
So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him
deeply and he just put his arm around me!?!
I didn't know what the heck that meant because, you know,
he didn't say he loved me back or anything.
We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me!
So I tried to get him to talk but, he just switched on the TV.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed.
Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love.
But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him, but I didn't.
So I just cried myself to sleep...
I just don't know what to do anymore... I mean, I really think he's fallen
out of love with me and is seeing someone else.
His Side of the Story:
Colts lost...
Bummer!...
Got laid though.
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