Thread: Ok, so last night...

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

I went to the bar. Anyway, I met up with this guy I used to work with and his girl and we drank some beers and what not. I ended up going back to his house to do some drinking and shit, no big deal. Well, later in the night his chick wants to hook up and shit, and the guy is totally cool with it. As a drunk son of a bitch i'm like wtf, sounds good and I start bangin this broad. 10 minutes into the whole affair I look over and there is my friend, sitting in the corner and watching me....talk about fucking weird. So I'm like "dude, get the fuck out of here" and he leaves, but the mother fucker comes back in like 5 minutes later and does the same shit. Well, long story short I blew a massive load on this bitches chest and it was cool in all but talk about weird. The weirdest part about the whole thing is I barely know the guy, I mean shit, I used to work with him, that's about all. I'm sorry about my ramblings but WOW, what a weird ass night.

Originally Posted by Crono1000

"Dear Mom,

I just banged this really hot chick. She took it up the ass and then I jizzed in her ear.

Your Pookie Poo,
Fletcher"

seriously, i nearly fell off my chair