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03-30-2006, 10:32 AM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Escaped Convict
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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03-30-2006, 11:29 AM #2Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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True Story, this happened when Dale broke into my house.
Total ownage.
Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-30-2006, 12:29 PM #6Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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not really, I am still the same. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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03-30-2006, 12:52 PM #7Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Trying to think of a way to convey my thoughts...maybe a picture is better...
Last edited by BigDyl; 03-30-2006 at 01:35 PM.
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-30-2006, 01:28 PM #8Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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No shit... Originally Posted by BigDyl
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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You actually had a thought??!! Originally Posted by BigDyl
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03-30-2006, 01:41 PM #10I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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03-30-2006, 02:07 PM #11Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Oh, no the universe is going to implode.
You just Dimaggi0wn3d Dimaggi0.
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-30-2006, 02:13 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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He knew he never wanted to go to prison again when he could rape tight buttholed men instead. Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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i think my great great grandfather told this joke once....
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03-30-2006, 02:53 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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fortunately you are not tight, so you are in the clear. Originally Posted by maniclion
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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