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04-05-2006, 09:58 AM #1Member
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trying to sound like Konan
ok people , here i was in the gym doing my glute clenches , when the gym was about to close the owner of the gym came up to me and said do u want to spit roast my wife this has only happened to me about 27 times,,any way i had nothing better to do as my ballet class wasnt for another hour ,so i said yeah why not,,he wife walks out and she was about 5ft3 105 pounds and blonde and absolutely gorgeouse,, any way id allready had sex with 7 different women that day but said what the hey,,,the gym owners wife undressed i was about to slip it in when i notice a strange smell ,,the smell of ass,,she had obviously not showered in 3 weeks and stunk badly then i noticed genital wart that were popping and spitting puss all over the gym,,and her ass was hell hairy,,,i reeled in my 17 inch penis and went home
has something like this ever happened to you guys??
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04-05-2006, 10:36 AM #2Intensity!
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04-05-2006, 10:37 AM #3Member
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yeah i was aiming for konanretarded not just normal retarded
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04-05-2006, 10:38 AM #4Intensity!
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yeah it really is pretty good
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04-05-2006, 10:38 AM #5Intensity!
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so uhh ace, how many names do you have?? ^^
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04-05-2006, 10:39 AM #6Member
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hey man im not konan
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04-05-2006, 01:30 PM #7Registered User
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Sorry aceshigh that would only happen on another planet....THE PLANET KONAN where when you wake up and find the sticky patch and realise it was just one big wet dream........
Male, 38 years old, 5ft 11", 187lbs
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04-05-2006, 02:25 PM #8Senior Member
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Not here. my dicks not long enough
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04-05-2006, 04:11 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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KONAN would have boinked her anyway, you should have siad he was squatting a little red V-Dub Bug.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-05-2006, 06:38 PM #10Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Hahaha, you can't get those V-Dub commercials out of your head.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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04-05-2006, 08:40 PM #11Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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V-dub in the house representing deutschland. We just dropped it like its hot.
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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04-06-2006, 04:35 AM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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No his first story was the blonde chick in the grocery store who he met outside in her red VW bug, then he met her in the sauna at his gym later during his lesbo story, all of his stories have to tie back to one another in incredulous ways.. Originally Posted by KelJu
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-06-2006, 08:25 AM #13ITALIAN STALLION
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Hey u guys!! (like in the goonies!!) did you read what happened to me last night? Read it in the sexual health thread titled "all i wanted was an early nite!". By the way she really did think i looked like Aragorn, son of Arathorn in lord of the rings!!!!
NOTHING VENTURED...NOTHING GAINED!!
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06-26-2006, 08:04 AM #14Member
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can a mod tell me who the fuck konan is by comparing ip,s im thinking myk or foreman
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Originally Posted by aceshigh
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06-26-2006, 09:06 PM #16the unbanned
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you really need to get over your infatuation with me! Originally Posted by aceshigh
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