Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by KONAN
Okay, so here i was at the vets cos my hamster got caught in the glove compartment in my Merc. I had put it in there so that i could fill my tank up with petrol, i didnt want him escaping so i thought it would be the safest place for him. Unfortunatley i forgot abt him and was in there for at least 3 days. Unbelievably he was still alive but i did notice something different about him. Instead of him losing weight, I'd noticed that he had gained some and look extremely larger around his arms, legs and its traps. The vet had asked me what else was in the glove compartment along with the hamster? I mentioned that there were some keys, some letters and a vanilla MET-RX protein bar which someone had taken a bite out of....it wasnt me cos when i start to eat one, i'll finish it there and then! The vet looked at me in amazement and came to the conclusion that he hamster had eaten some of the protein bar and somehow had been trying so hard to get out of the compartment that he had used his muscles so much that they had increased in size. The vet wanted to keep the hamster in overnight for furter testing but i knew that he wanted to keep him and maybe seel the story to the newspapers. So ive got him at home now, he's just finished 34 minutes on the rowing machine which will be followed by 30 minutes on a treadmill. After that maybe some light resistence weights aswell. My objective now is to get him so cut and striated that it looks believable!!
I've got a bodybuilding hamster!!
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04-06-2006, 05:42 AM #1ITALIAN STALLION
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I've got a bodybuilding hamster!!
Okay, so here i was at the vets cos my hamster got caught in the glove compartment in my Merc. I had put it in there so that i could fill my tank up with petrol, i didnt want him escaping so i thought it would be the safest place for him. Unfortunatley i forgot abt him and was in there for at least 3 days. Unbelievably he was still alive but i did notice something different about him. Instead of him losing weight, I'd noticed that he had gained some and look extremely larger around his arms, legs and its traps. The vet had asked me what else was in the glove compartment along with the hamster? I mentioned that there were some keys, some letters and a vanilla MET-RX protein bar which someone had taken a bite out of....it wasnt me cos when i start to eat one, i'll finish it there and then! The vet looked at me in amazement and came to the conclusion that he hamster had eaten some of the protein bar and somehow had been trying so hard to get out of the compartment that he had used his muscles so much that they had increased in size. The vet wanted to keep the hamster in overnight for furter testing but i knew that he wanted to keep him and maybe seel the story to the newspapers. So ive got him at home now, he's just finished 34 minutes on the rowing machine which will be followed by 30 minutes on a treadmill. After that maybe some light resistence weights aswell. My objective now is to get him so cut and striated that it looks believable!!
NOTHING VENTURED...NOTHING GAINED!!
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04-06-2006, 05:44 AM #2Registered User
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Originally Posted by KONAN
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04-06-2006, 05:53 AM #3Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I can't believe that day-in and day-out
I can always find a thread here that is more
GHEY than something I've seen befere
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04-06-2006, 09:28 AM #4Member
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finally a decent post konan
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04-06-2006, 09:58 AM #5Registered User
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hater. Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
I can't believe that day-in and day-out
I can always find a thread here that is more
GHEY than something I've seen befere
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04-06-2006, 10:10 AM #6Intensity!
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so who made it through through this one? I got about 1 sentence in.
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04-06-2006, 10:19 AM #7Registered User
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Saw KONAN and just didnt bother wasting my time.......
Male, 38 years old, 5ft 11", 187lbs
Goals; 10k sub 46mins 10 mile sub 77 mins
half marathon sub 120 mins
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04-06-2006, 11:27 AM #8Registered User
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Put him on 0.5 mg anavar and .25 mg clenbutrol
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Starting Weight:248....CurrentWeight=196..GoalWeight=8%bf
Stats:........................... Goals:
(April 1).........................(by Oct 1)
Bench: 220ish..................Bench:400x1
Leg Press: 880 x 5 ish.......Leg Press:1000
Mil Press:150 ish x4 ish......Mil Press:250
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04-06-2006, 11:37 AM #9Peelosopher
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so where's the part where you had sex with it?
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04-06-2006, 01:08 PM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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true story.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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04-06-2006, 01:17 PM #11the unbanned
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04-06-2006, 01:19 PM #12Registered User
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Ebay it for $100.
Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight - so I grab him - I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja’s got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew...
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04-06-2006, 01:20 PM #13Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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this is his mouse...
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04-06-2006, 03:39 PM #14God has graced us again
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Oh yeah, check out my hamster...
I have him on GoPro's P/RR/S.I drive a big truck
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lmao
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