I got scammed big time today!!

**KONAN** · 04-06-2006, 08:48 AM

Eventually i ran out of cash during my visit to the local bookmakers today. And to top it all off i'd left my cash card at home! I needed cash desperatley and didnt know what to or how to get some...until that is.....

Until the moment i had stepped out of the bookmakers and walked across the road to the local 7/11 store. Round the back of the store was a scanterly dressed figure. It raised its arm and began beckoning me to go over to it. I did. As i approached this figure..i realised that she had to be a female cos of the shape of her inside fracture. She removed her hood and introduced herself as "Gargemel". We began to talk and i realised that we had so much in common. I told her of my dilemma about the money and she offered to help me. She said for a 100 bucks all i had to do was to steal her some booze from inside the store. I agreed to do it as i'm a dab hand at stealing sweets from sweet shops.

A couple of minutes later i had stolen the bottle of vodka that she wanted along with a tub of hargaan daaz (cookie and creme)..oh and a ham salad baguette too (i was feeling really catabolic). She took the vodka but not the hargaan daaz ( i decided i wud give that to my auntie nora...im trying to cut up for a local bodybuilding championships under 30's and hargaan daaz wud'nt be a good idea!) she gave me the 100 bucks and said that she wud double it if i answered a certain question, if i got it wrong then i wud get nothing. I agreed. The question she asked was " In what year did Abraham Lincoln become president....to which i answered "1930". It was wrong and i lost everything! Fucking bitch!

**mrmark** · 04-06-2006, 08:56 AM

please can we ban Konan?

**aceshigh** · 04-06-2006, 09:00 AM

i dont beleive this happened

**KONAN** · 04-06-2006, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by mrmark

please can we ban Konan?

Quit being a prick all your life! Stop putting down my threads...if your so against anything i write why do feel it necessary to keep it reading it and then adding some shit comment! Attention seeking numpty!!

**The Monkey Man** · 04-06-2006, 09:17 AM

I thought it was cute

**mrmark** · 04-06-2006, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by KONAN

Quit being a prick all your life! Stop putting down my threads...if your so against anything i write why do feel it necessary to keep it reading it and then adding some shit comment! Attention seeking numpty!!

It;s ironic that you call me attention seeking yet you start many self-obsessed posts every day that not only lack helpful information but also clearly contrived. How many posts of yours boast of your physique, looks, or sexuality (questionable orientation)?

I, and no doubt others on the board, will start to respect your posts when you start to contribute something of worth.

**aceshigh** · 04-06-2006, 09:32 AM

its getting old now myk

**Doublebase** · 04-06-2006, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by aceshigh

its getting old now myk

he gets off on this kinda stuff. imagine his life. how boring and weird.

**maxpro2** · 04-06-2006, 04:59 PM

Ban him

**bigss75** · 04-06-2006, 05:14 PM

You should be banned for thinking Lincoln was president in 1930.

**maniclion** · 04-06-2006, 05:32 PM

Whats a Brit know about Abe Lincoln? And who uses scanterly and dab?

**fletcher6490** · 04-06-2006, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by KONAN

Eventually i ran out of cash during my visit to the local bookmakers today. And to top it all off i'd left my cash card at home! I needed cash desperatley and didnt know what to or how to get some...until that is.....

Until the moment i had stepped out of the bookmakers and walked across the road to the local 7/11 store. Round the back of the store was a scanterly dressed figure. It raised its arm and began beckoning me to go over to it. I did. As i approached this figure..i realised that she had to be a female cos of the shape of her inside fracture. She removed her hood and introduced herself as "Gargemel". We began to talk and i realised that we had so much in common. I told her of my dilemma about the money and she offered to help me. She said for a 100 bucks all i had to do was to steal her some booze from inside the store. I agreed to do it as i'm a dab hand at stealing sweets from sweet shops.

A couple of minutes later i had stolen the bottle of vodka that she wanted along with a tub of hargaan daaz (cookie and creme)..oh and a ham salad baguette too (i was feeling really catabolic). She took the vodka but not the hargaan daaz ( i decided i wud give that to my auntie nora...im trying to cut up for a local bodybuilding championships under 30's and hargaan daaz wud'nt be a good idea!) she gave me the 100 bucks and said that she wud double it if i answered a certain question, if i got it wrong then i wud get nothing. I agreed. The question she asked was " In what year did Abraham Lincoln become president....to which i answered "1930". It was wrong and i lost everything! Fucking bitch!

What's not to believe about this story.

It sounds like one of maniclion's crazy ass dreams.

**topolo** · 04-06-2006, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Doublebase

how boring and weird.

like your childhood

**MyK** · 04-06-2006, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by topolo

like your childhood

like his life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**alston66** · 04-06-2006, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by Doublebase

he gets off on this kinda stuff. imagine his life. how boring and weird.

Yeah i agree with you..

**Steele20** · 04-07-2006, 08:57 AM

konan, you're retaded

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