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  1. 04-08-2006, 12:41 PM #1
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    The Things Us Bodybuilders Do

    Us bodybuilders live a crazy lifestyle. Some call us crazy, narcistic, and even hermits, but I call it dedication. We even do things that we don`t realize we`re doing but when someone mentions it, we get a little humor out of it. I dedicate this article to the Ironmagazine.com forum members for making a thread that gave me a little extra comic relief.

    When thinking of food, we think of it in terms of functionality, practicality, and finally taste, not the other way around. We have to leave a party or social even because we have to go eat meal #7. Hell, most of us don`t even remember the fizz of soda, let alone what McDonald`s food tastes like. I`m even starting to appreciate the taste of water, no wonder my parents don`t understand why I won`t sit down and have a family dinner instead of making my own food. When looking at foods, we look at the protein content before anything else. We even know the difference between oatmeal, rolled oats, and steel oats.

    Your family is at the gym and you know everyone by name. When you hear the word cutting, you think of cardio, not scissors. Do we miss a workout? Yeah right! We`ll skip that important business meeting or hot date so that we can go and train legs. Then there are the guys at the gym who train biceps and chest everyday and then you about kill them after they tell you that creatine is a sterioid. We don`t workout with friends because chances are good that we trained that muscle group the day before. Whenever we see two parallel tables, we start doing dips, just for the fun of it. Pain is our best friend, every morning we wake up hoping to be sore and if not, then we know that we need to train that muscle group harder next week.

    In school, people give us strange looks because we get up three different times to take a leak. Sorry Mr. Biology Teacher, I`ve learned more about the human body from lifting than anything you`ve ever taught me. We have a whole cabinet or shelf just to hold our supplements because we take more pills than our grandma who has arthritis and high blood pressure. Our pecks are bigger than most of the freshman girls` and when we travel, we have to buy two plane tickets just to be able to fit into the seats.

    This article may sound funny to some of you but it is what us bodybuilders face on a daily basis. Bodybuilding is a rough lifestyle and is not something everyone can do. My fellow bodybuilders understand where I`m speaking from. We are a breed apart from the rest of the bunch and live in our own little sub-culture where the outsiders can`t hurt us. We will rise!
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  3. 04-08-2006, 12:45 PM #2
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    Great Read, Real talk
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    How did you know about that?????????????
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    The food thing is particularly true. I really enjoy an XL bacon double cheeseburger from BK but it's not healthy, otherwise I'd have 1 everyday!
    I love it when a plan comes together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    I'm not sure whether I qualify as a bodybuilder...But locally around here I'm known as the mad man who sits in his car eating tins(cans) of tuna all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick+
    I'm not sure whether I qualify as a bodybuilder...But locally around here I'm known as the mad man who sits in his car eating tins(cans) of tuna all the time.

    If your not sure wether or not you qualify as a bodybuilder.
    You don't
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    Quote Originally Posted by Detroit_4_Life
    If your not sure wether or not you qualify as a bodybuilder.
    You don't

    True Story, hence why YOU don't.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Detroit_4_Life
    If your not sure wether or not you qualify as a bodybuilder.
    You don't
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    yes but if you sit around in parked cars eating tins of tuna, you do have some of the characteristics of one!
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    you fucking slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    yes but if you sit around in parked cars eating tins of tuna, you do have some of the characteristics of one!
    Well that's a start then! (Maybe) Detroit_4_Life could maybe enlighten me on what constitutes a 'true' and wholesome bodybuilder.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by aceshigh
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    huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK







    huh?
    we all have our different styles i think i have finnaly worked yours out
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    Quote Originally Posted by aceshigh
    we all have our different styles i think i have finnaly worked yours out
    whats my style?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    whats my style?
    fucking bitch slut style
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    Quote Originally Posted by aceshigh
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    didnt know i could go as low as a canadian but there u go..,,,stick it to these yanky fucks myk
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    Quote Originally Posted by aceshigh
    didnt know i could go as low as a canadian but there u go..,,,stick it to these yanky fucks myk
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    What did I miss? Back in 1983(after living for 3 years in Vancouver) I was 2 months away from being able to apply to be a Canadian. And I left and went back to the UK.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    WTF??

    stahfoo!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
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    soooooooo exactly how big are your tits anyway?
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