Thread: Funny stuff

A man's wife was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed
that there was a slight response on the monitor when
she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough,
there was a small but recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will
do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and
went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's
monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?!" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure. I think she choked."

they're all running away... maybe they're chickens