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  1. 04-16-2006, 03:03 AM #1
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    True Story #3

    Marriage is a sham for men. There is no benefit. If you are about to get married, think it over. Don't let your dick do your thinking for you. Don't let your punch-drunk I'm in love euphoria put you on auto-pilot. You will wake up in a hell of a hangover staring at this woman who will control your life.
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  3. 04-16-2006, 03:04 AM #2
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    What security is there for men in marriage?
    If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
    If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
    Why the fuck should I get married?
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    As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

    1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

    2. Guy delays.

    3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

    4. Girl gets pregnant, eventhough she is on the pill or says she can't get pregnant.

    5. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

    6. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

    7. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.

    Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Don't let your dick do your thinking for you.


    Kill it first.
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    "Men don't agree to get married, they surrender." - Chris Rock
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Marriage is a sham for men. There is no benefit. If you are about to get married, think it over. Don't let your dick do your thinking for you. Don't let your punch-drunk I'm in love euphoria put you on auto-pilot. You will wake up in a hell of a hangover staring at this woman who will control your life.
    Funny thing is, while thinking with his dick, the actual opposite occurs and he gets less sex after marriage.

    Here is a progression I have seen recently

    1)Guy dates girl
    2)Marriage is last thing on girl's mind
    3)Girl's friend gets married
    4)Marriage is now top priority, eliminates guys friends and social life.
    5)Guy bobs and weaves the topic for a year
    6)Girl issues ultimatum, now or never
    7)Guy caves
    8)Guy now has to ask friends he alienated to be in wedding, costing said friends hundreds of dollars.
    9)Friends, realizing the same may be needed in the future, agree.
    10)Friends' girlfriends go to wedding
    11)Circle completes for friends, marriage now top on their chick's mind.
    12)Douchebag who initially got married gets divorce, ultimatums don't work.
    13)Douchebag who started all of this marriage shit is now single, and you are not.
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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  9. 04-16-2006, 10:09 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
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    True Story .
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  10. 04-16-2006, 10:12 AM #9
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    I know married people with happy and balanced lifes. I think alot of people just go into it too fast. The couple that I mentioned got married in their early thirties and each of their careers were already underway when they got hitched.
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  11. 04-16-2006, 10:13 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    I know married people with happy and balanced lifes.
    So do I... My sister... though at times, I can't help but feel sorry for my brother-in-law.
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  12. 04-16-2006, 10:15 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanp156
    So do I... My sister... though at times, I can't help but feel sorry for my brother-in-law.
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    I'm going to a wedding this weekend... kekekekeeke
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
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  14. 04-16-2006, 10:21 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    I'm going to a wedding this weekend... kekekekeeke
    you would!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    lawl x2

    don't make me h4x0r yew.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    don't make me h4x0r yew.
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    I haven't trusted a Woman since I was 15 and I probably never will. I do want kids one day so I plan on taking a Mexican vacation one day, and find some cute little senorita that wants to live in the US. I will make the bitch sign a prenuptial agreement, because she will have no idea what she is signing. If she stays in line, we will live a long happy life together. Women are not to be trusted. If you are nice, sweet, and loving, they will fuck you over. If you are an asshole, they will kiss your ass forever, but bitch and cry to their friends about how you are so mean to them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
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    Remeber my name son, Kevin M______
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Remeber my name son, Kevin M______
    Kevin McCallister?

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    some married women get upset if sex isn't on the menu every day. i don't get the no sex after marriage thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
    some married women get upset if sex isn't on the menu every day. i don't get the no sex after marriage thing
    its loser men who cant keep there women sexually interested, and then they blame the female!
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    n i know a lot of men... none of which own anything that half of would be better than great sex every day.

    you guys are fucking something up somewhere along the line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    its loser men who cant keep there women sexually interested, and then they blame the female!
    that's what i was wondering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    What security is there for men in marriage?
    If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
    If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
    Why the fuck should I get married?
    holla we want prenup
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    def True Story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    Kevin McCallister?


    True Story, which means, if you don't watch out, I will find cute, but elaborate ways of preventing you from entering my house.
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    i found this symbol for marriage.

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    the sad thing is i know someonee w a man like that. works his ass off n comes home n hands his money over to her to tend the household. he's a decent guy loves his family is proud to be doing his best for them. she's hanging out w some loose assed bitch n talking divorce cuz she doesn't feel "in Love" after 10 yrs. n 3 kids in the middle of it.

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