I made a girl, a rather experience girl, say "Best orgasm ever! 10 out of 10"
first thing that popped into my head![]()
Here is a thread where you can brag about how great and amazing you are. You can list nice things about you.
Are you BigDyl? Go to the other thread.
I made a girl, a rather experience girl, say "Best orgasm ever! 10 out of 10"
first thing that popped into my head![]()


My poop actually does smell like the sweetest flowers!
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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Jesus loves me
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Harry Houdini loves meOriginally Posted by ForemanRules
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!


My name is really Jesus, and I don't love Foreman anymore.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
My mum says that iam her special little flower, and shes never wrong.
Male, 38 years old, 5ft 11", 187lbs
Goals; 10k sub 46mins 10 mile sub 77 mins
half marathon sub 120 mins
I know, my girlfriend says i make her wet just thinking about me.......there again she is 80 and incontinent.......
Male, 38 years old, 5ft 11", 187lbs
Goals; 10k sub 46mins 10 mile sub 77 mins
half marathon sub 120 mins
I can kick Bigdyl's ass.
I drive a big truck


well, he does shit and piss himself like a 2 yr old!Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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Originally Posted by IainDaniel
Damnit. I guess you're right.
I suppose their is nothing great about me then. Ummmm...I can suck a golf ball through a hose, is that pretty good.
I drive a big truck
... with a cow taking a dump on themOriginally Posted by The Monkey Man


Or whatever flavor of condom your last lover used.Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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