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04-21-2006, 09:00 AM #1Registered User
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math and sex.
math and sex by: Crono1000
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have sex
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
LASTS.Last edited by TJ Cline; 04-21-2006 at 09:45 AM.
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04-21-2006, 09:09 AM #2happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight - so I grab him - I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja’s got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew...
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04-21-2006, 09:22 AM #4Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Math is so fun“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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04-21-2006, 09:24 AM #5Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Part of the equation is when you were born... that's how the second number is your age... and you are entering in how many times... so you are giving it the information it needs to make it work...
Total ownage.
Originally Posted by kbm8795
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04-21-2006, 09:24 AM #6Peelosopher
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the irony is that whoever came up with this equation isn't actually getting any sex at all
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04-21-2006, 09:43 AM #7Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
I know.
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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I agree 100% Originally Posted by Crono1000
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04-21-2006, 09:46 AM #9happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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Nice edit
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04-21-2006, 09:48 AM #10Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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1st of all it is innaccurate cuz it makes you say less than 10......
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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god your hot little wing
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04-22-2006, 10:12 AM #12fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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lawl Originally Posted by Crono1000
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04-22-2006, 09:51 PM #13grrrrrr
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Originally Posted by Little Wing
1st of all it is innaccurate cuz it makes you say less than 10......
I thought that too...so I just used 9...and it worked!
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wowowowowowowow that's nuts
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