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  1. 04-21-2006, 10:03 PM #1
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    I've decided what special power I want...

    I've always asked, "what super power would I want?" And my answer often depended on my needs at the time I was asking.

    If I were taking a difficult test, I would want to read minds so I could scan the answers from the teacher.

    If I were stuck in traffic or late for something, I would want to be able to teleport or fly or swing like spider man

    If I needed money, I would wish for super strength or speed or agility so that I could dominate at some professional sport and rake in the big bucks

    But I never had a universal power that met my need no matter what the occasion; I'm not always taking a test, stuck in traffic, or in need of money. Finally, I've figured it out:

    I'm always horny, so I want the power to masterbate at any time, any where without paying the consequences for it. People around me would just carry on their business, totally oblivious to the awkwardness of the guy sitting next to them on the bus, handing them change at the cash register, or parked behind them at the red light wanking it like he were the only person in the world.
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  3. 04-21-2006, 10:05 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000
    I've always asked, "what super power would I want?" And my answer often depended on my needs at the time I was asking.

    If I were taking a difficult test, I would want to read minds so I could scan the answers from the teacher.

    If I were stuck in traffic or late for something, I would want to be able to teleport or fly or swing like spider man

    If I needed money, I would wish for super strength or speed or agility so that I could dominate at some professional sport and rake in the big bucks

    But I never had a universal power that met my need no matter what the occasion; I'm not always taking a test, stuck in traffic, or in need of money. Finally, I've figured it out:

    I'm always horny, so I want the power to masterbate at any time, any where without paying the consequences for it. People around me would just carry on their business, totally oblivious to the awkwardness of the guy sitting next to them on the bus, handing them change at the cash register, or parked behind them at the red light wanking it like he were the only person in the world.

    Arrrrrgggggg, If ye were a pirate ye wouldn't need any special powers matey
    Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
    -George S. Patton-
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  4. 04-21-2006, 10:08 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by section8
    Arrrrrgggggg, If ye were a pirate ye wouldn't need any special powers matey

    AAAArrrrrrrrrggg Indeed!
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  5. 04-21-2006, 10:09 PM #4
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    I was always stuck between freezing time, no travel time, and flying!
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    I am starting a new club
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  7. 04-21-2006, 10:10 PM #6
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    Mind power easily. Or being Wolverine would be amazing...




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  8. 04-22-2006, 01:29 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by section8
    Arrrrrgggggg, If ye were a pirate ye wouldn't need any special powers matey
    Well shiver me timbers and call me sassy.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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  9. 04-23-2006, 09:14 PM #8
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    Id like to having a super human healing factor
    and the ability to control the weather.
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  10. 04-23-2006, 09:23 PM #9
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    I want whatever power it takes to get Jessica Simpson in bed.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachez
    Id like to having a super human healing factor
    and the ability to control the weather.
    How about the ability to speak without drooling?
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