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    Fake doc arrested for door-to-door breast checks

    Fake doc arrested for door-to-door breast checks

    FLA-- A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, say police.
    One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

    The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled.

    He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

    The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

    "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.


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    If he was 20 he wouldn't be arrested he'd be given a medal for getting even 2 women to do itl

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    hehe I heard about this. Quite silly!!
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    Hey.

    He was only trying to help.
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    mwahahahahaahaha thats hilariouse,,,only in america!!!!!!!!

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    I think the sad part is that the woman only called because he didn't wear gloves. Had he worn gloves, it wouldn't have been at all strange in any way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squaggleboggin
    I think the sad part is that the woman only called because he didn't wear gloves. Had he worn gloves, it wouldn't have been at all strange in any way...
    People are really stupid these days.

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    topolo came by my house with a white lab coat and stethoscope offering free rectal exams, his finger felt smaller than it looked now I'm wondering if it was his finger?
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