If he was 20 he wouldn't be arrested he'd be given a medal for getting even 2 women to do itl
Fake doc arrested for door-to-door breast checks
FLA-- A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, say police.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled.
He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
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If he was 20 he wouldn't be arrested he'd be given a medal for getting even 2 women to do itl


hehe I heard about this. Quite silly!!
Hey.
He was only trying to help.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
mwahahahahaahaha thats hilariouse,,,only in america!!!!!!!!


I taught Gramps well....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
I think the sad part is that the woman only called because he didn't wear gloves. Had he worn gloves, it wouldn't have been at all strange in any way...
Push yourself. Enjoy yourself. Be yourself.
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People are really stupid these days.Originally Posted by Squaggleboggin


topolo came by my house with a white lab coat and stethoscope offering free rectal exams, his finger felt smaller than it looked now I'm wondering if it was his finger?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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