Thread: Discontinuing a service

i get calls trying to get me to subscribe. i thought i was being clever n lied n said "my parents drop it off to me every day so essentially i already get it for free" thinking "Ha! beat that deal." she replied "well we would love for you to have your own paper." lol.

"A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis."





"You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?"

Originally Posted by maniclion

"A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis."





"You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?"

then what did topolo do?

Originally Posted by MyK

then what did topolo do?

Originally Posted by Vieope

I dont know, any type of service, have you ever had a problem to stop it? I stopped a newspaper subscripition but it was so difficult, they really needed to know why I wanted to stop it and offered me hundreds of promotions.

I bet they'd stop it if you stopped paying.

Originally Posted by MyK

then what did topolo do?

I kept it.

Originally Posted by Vieope

I dont know, any type of service, have you ever had a problem to stop it? I stopped a newspaper subscripition but it was so difficult, they really needed to know why I wanted to stop it and offered me hundreds of promotions.

I once discontinued a gay thread, much like this one.

Originally Posted by Squaggleboggin

I bet they'd stop it if you stopped paying.

I thought about that of course. But then I would give one more reason for them to give me a promotion and talk about other products.

Originally Posted by topolo

I once discontinued a gay thread, much like this one.

You are reading this to see if I replied to your post.

Now that is gay.

Originally Posted by Vieope

I thought about that of course. But then I would give one more reason for them to give me a promotion and talk about other products.

Hell, see what they have to offer. I'd be like, "Well the other newspaper company said they'd give me a Ferrari. Unless you can compete with that for half price, I'm afraid I will be forced to discontinue all services from your company."

you could try saying something perverted or breathing heavy every time they call. they should put you on a do not call list after that.