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    Stripper/throw up

    "A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook

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    affirmative.
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    Your diet will set you free.

    I hate exercise, I love training.

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    This is my textual recreation of me watching it.

    ".................. .................. .................... AHAHAHAH......wow"
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    Poor stripper, the vomit ate away her ass.

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    dude, i think thats Dukes La Crosse teams party thats why the strippers got pissed?
    "Strength is the product of struggle"

    "Your greatest challenge isn't another person. Its the burning in your lungs and the burning in your legs, its the voice in your head screaming STOP you cant do anymore. But you dont listen. You push harder and you start to hear a the whisper of YOU CAN. You realize you are not the person you thought you were is no match for the person you are."

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee
    Poor stripper, the vomit ate away her ass.
    I thought that was what made him puke?????
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    ----- gay thread alert -------------

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    Quote Originally Posted by topolo
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    wasn't tell you got here
    "Strength is the product of struggle"

    "Your greatest challenge isn't another person. Its the burning in your lungs and the burning in your legs, its the voice in your head screaming STOP you cant do anymore. But you dont listen. You push harder and you start to hear a the whisper of YOU CAN. You realize you are not the person you thought you were is no match for the person you are."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WantItBad
    wasn't tell you got here
    Definitions of tell:

    state: express in words; "He said that he wanted to marry her"; "tell me what is bothering you"; "state your opinion"; "state your name"
    let something be known; "Tell them that you will be late"
    narrate or give a detailed account of; "Tell what happened"; "The father told a story to his child"
    order: give instructions to or direct somebody to do something with authority; "I said to him to go home"; "She ordered him to do the shopping"; "The mother told the child to get dressed"
    discern or comprehend; "He could tell that she was unhappy"
    assure: inform positively and with certainty and confidence; "I tell you that man is a crook!"
    give evidence; "he was telling on all his former colleague"

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    I thought that was what made him puke?????
    Prince???

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    Quote Originally Posted by topolo
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    How come that thing always goes off the second you arrive?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    till* sorry
    "Strength is the product of struggle"

    "Your greatest challenge isn't another person. Its the burning in your lungs and the burning in your legs, its the voice in your head screaming STOP you cant do anymore. But you dont listen. You push harder and you start to hear a the whisper of YOU CAN. You realize you are not the person you thought you were is no match for the person you are."

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    BigDyl and Foreman still make fun of me for puking on her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    BigDyl and Foreman still make fun of me for puking on her!
    You should've gone for her hair.


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    The same fucking thing almost happened to me on my 21st birthday. Oddly enough, my brother and friends had been feeding me jell shots all fucking night at the club before we went to the strip bar. I didn't puke on the poor girl, but I did hurl all over somebody’s new Navigator in the parking lot. I was running outside and right as I ran out the door I shot a stream for about 12 feet all over the hood of the vehicle.
    ā€œI used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.ā€

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu
    The same fucking thing almost happened to me on my 21st birthday. Oddly enough, my brother and friends had been feeding me jell shots all fucking night at the club before we went to the strip bar. I didn't puke on the poor girl, but I did hurl all over somebody’s new Navigator in the parking lot. I was running outside and right as I ran out the door I shot a stream for about 12 feet all over the hood of the vehicle.

    what a great story.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by topolo
    what a great story.........
    Glad you enjoyed it, you fat bastard.
    ā€œI used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.ā€

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    Quote Originally Posted by topolo
    what a great story.........
    It was great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu
    Glad you enjoyed it, you fat bastard.

    LMAO

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    That was hilirous

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigss75
    That was hilirous

    Almost as hilarious as your spelling.
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by topolo
    what a great story.........
    How annoying is he?
    "A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doublebase
    How annoying is he?
    mwahahaahahahahaahaaha dont let him get to ya man

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    Almost as hilarious as your spelling.
    Grammar Nazi.


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    Good one!

    Yes, the end gives the slow-mo!!
    It's an accurate statement that our current spending will not be increasing the debt We've stopped spending money that we don't have.

    -- Jack Lew, then director of the Office of Management and Budget, in Feb. 16, 2011 testimony before the Senate Budget Committee.

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    Hehe.

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    She tasted like cigarettes.

    and she could sure use some botox in them buttocks.
    Last edited by maniclion; 04-28-2006 at 06:28 PM.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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