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  1. 04-28-2006, 02:40 PM #1
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    Management lesson

    Vieope wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she belonged to Dale. One day Vieope got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you" bu t the girl said "NO". Vieope said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult Dale. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Dale told her ask him for $200 and told her that when he throws the money down, pick it up the very fast, that way he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and Dale is anxiously waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes Dale calls and asks what happened. She said "The Son of Bitch used coins".

    Management lesson:

    Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! and blue bunnies are sneaky little freaks!
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    only three people read this thread!!!
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    I read it, but I was banned so I couldn't say anything.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    True Story, try having a successful thread, like my fox news thread which got like 100 posts in 3 hours.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Do I smell self-esteem in a ninja?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Do I smell self-esteem in a ninja?
    No, he just hasn't bathed this week yet.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    Do I smell self-esteem in a ninja?

    I'm an intellectual with the body of a god, who is also a ninja.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    True Story, try having a successful thread, like my fox news thread which got like 100 posts in 3 hours.
    my management lesson thread suxs! noone even looked at it!

    its funny too!
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    True Story, I always use coins.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    BigDyl is invisible as a ninja in a KKK meeting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
    BigDyl is invisible as a ninja in a KKK meeting.
    If I were that ugly I would hide my face all the time too.
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion
    If I were that ugly I would hide my face all the time too.

    How did you know about that?
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    my management lesson thread suxs! noone even looked at it!

    its funny too!
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    man down...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by topolo
    man down...........
    Is it the bishop?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    I just took a really satisfying shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    I just took a really satisfying shit!
    But had a disapointing wipe.
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    no it was a good wipe too, the wipe makes or brakes the level of satisification of the shit IMO!
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