Bush pokes fun at himself

DOMS · 05-02-2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by topolo

missile away........

If only Jesus were here to lay his hands on you.

...

I'm going to hell for that.

Decker · 05-02-2006, 07:50 AM

One note about the economy. As far as annual GDP is concerned, it's doing great--about a 4.8% clip.

But once you factor in the tripling of the debt and the deficit, the economy is one of the worst in decades.

A good analogy is that we are living the highlife on credit cards...we are Welfare queens driving cadillacs.

Our debt is incrementally undermining the value of our dollar and trade position in the world. These are very very serious negative effects.

Also, there is a national negative savings rate. That is bad also.

The fiscal mismanagement of this administration has been astounding. Much worse than it was in the Reagan days. At least Reagan had the guts to pay some of his bills. Bush is passing debt along to our grandchildren unmitigated.

BigDyl · 05-02-2006, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Some folks say Jesus looked more like this dude ...

BLASPHEMY!!!

Decker · 05-02-2006, 11:08 AM

Jon Stewart Defends Colbert's Dinner Speech

By E&P Staff

Published: May 01, 2006 11:20 PM ET

NEW YORK Probably to no one's surprise, Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central's "Daily Show," hailed the performance of his stablemate Stephen Colbert at Saturday night's White House Correspondents dinner. Colbert's lampooning of the president and the press has generated a good deal of praise and criticism.

"It was balls-alicious," Stewart said. "Apparently he was under the impression that they'd hired him to do what he does every night on television" -- that is, make fun of conservatives, public officials, and the press in the guise of an O'Reillyesque talk show host.

"We've never been prouder of him, but HOLY ----," Stewart added.

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

the image with jesus or mary holding a flaming heart or a sacred flaming heart is of catholic doctrine not protestest even in the slightest. i spent 2 years in a predominately catholic country (philippines over 80%)

Ok...well is this better???

BigDyl · 05-02-2006, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Ok...well is this better???

Is that godhand????

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Ok...well is this better???

you still have one of the original problems of YOU using a picture of Jesus to correct someone

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

you still have one of the original problems of YOU using a picture of Jesus to correct someone

If you spent as much time caring about people and their feelings as you do critiquing Religious art

the picture would not have been needed in the first place. Check yourself before you preach to others son.

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

If you spent as much time caring about people and their feelings as you do critiquing Religious art

the picture would not have been needed in the first place. Check yourself before you preach to others son.

all of this over a joke. really of all the shit you post here and you are the person to go around correcting people? honestly, you are the biggest hypocrite on this board. by the way i totally disagree with your assesment of the situation that americans dont care. not only do we care more but we do more about these issues than any other nation. you blinded, hateful, petty little man who tries to push some of the most ridiculous agendas on this forum. grow up. and it has nothing to do with critiquing religious art its just common knowlege you were a little behind on.

lnvanry · 05-02-2006, 03:03 PM

I still love you foreman

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

all of this over a joke. really of all the shit you post here and you are the person to go around correcting people? honestly, you are the biggest hypocrite on this board. by the way i totally disagree with your assesment of the situation that americans dont care. not only do we care more but we do more about these issues than any other nation. you blinded, hateful, petty little man who tries to push some of the most ridiculous agendas on this forum. grow up. and it has nothing to do with critiquing religious art its just common knowlege you were a little behind on.

Making fun of the mentally challenged or "retards" as you called them is a joke in bad taste. And please point out how I am a hypocrite if you can son.

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Making fun of the mentally challenged or "retards" as you called them is a joke in bad taste. And please point out how I am a hypocrite if you can son.

i thought i did in my post. you corrected me over a joke "in bad taste" yet look at all of your posts. if half of that is not "in bad taste" then john h is strait

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

i thought i did in my post. you corrected me over a joke "in bad taste" yet look at all of your posts. if half of that is not "in bad taste" then john h is strait

Yes I post all kinds of irreverent stuff.....but I am not the religious man you claim to be. When you pretend to be a man of God you have allot more to live up to son...
Matthew 7

"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, `Let me remove the speck from your eye'; and look, a plank [is] in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye. Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Yes I post all kinds of irreverent stuff.....but I am not the religious man you claim to be. When you pretend to be a man of God you have allot more to live up to son...
Matthew 7

"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, `Let me remove the speck from your eye'; and look, a plank [is] in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye. Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.

and so you hold me to a higher standard? is that it? whats it feel like to quote from a book you dont believe in and little understand?

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

and so you hold me to a higher standard? is that it? whats it feel like to quote from a book you dont believe in and little understand?

I have said many times that the new testament is a great book and I think most of it's teachings should be followed by all

I just do not buy the God part. So remember what I say and do not do the Fox news bit and try to twist it.....and yes you have to live up to a higher standard, is that not what your God demands

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 03:45 PM

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire
>> > > length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
>> > > well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
>> > >
>> > > The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The
>> > > French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
>> > > "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
>> > >
>> > > The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
>> > > under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
>> > >
>> > > She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
>> > > arrogant!"
>> > >
>> > > This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
>> > > dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
>> > >
>> > > The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American
>> > > in
>> > his
>> > > place!"
>> > >
>> > > An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans
>> > > seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
>> > >
>> > > You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
>> > > You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
>> > >
>> > > And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the
>> > > window."
>> > >

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I just do not buy the God part.

then you missed the point

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

then you missed the point

That is your opinion

I feel the same about you

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 03:47 PM

and with 30000 posts i really dont have the time or inclination to remember what you say.

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 03:49 PM

opinion? the new teastament testifies of Christ. what other point could there be? thats not opinion its just how it is.

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

and with 30000 posts i really dont have the time or inclination to remember what you say.

Then do not pretend to son

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

opinion? the new teastament testifies of Christ. what other point could there be? thats not opinion its just how it is.

It is a good story and that is all, just like 1984 is

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Then do not pretend to son

im not pretending to. i still feel what i said totally applies to you. you dont believe in the bible, and you little understand it. both are valid points. i just like how you have decided to hold other people to a higher standard than you hold yourself. that seems hypocritical to me

TJ Cline · 05-02-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

im not pretending to. i still feel what i said totally applies to you. you dont believe in the bible, and you little understand it. both are valid points. i just like how you have decided to hold other people to a higher standard than you hold yourself. that seems hypocritical to me

I do not but the Lord does

**CowPimp** · 05-02-2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Decker

One note about the economy. As far as annual GDP is concerned, it's doing great--about a 4.8% clip.

But once you factor in the tripling of the debt and the deficit, the economy is one of the worst in decades.

A good analogy is that we are living the highlife on credit cards...we are Welfare queens driving cadillacs.

Our debt is incrementally undermining the value of our dollar and trade position in the world. These are very very serious negative effects.

Also, there is a national negative savings rate. That is bad also.

The fiscal mismanagement of this administration has been astounding. Much worse than it was in the Reagan days. At least Reagan had the guts to pay some of his bills. Bush is passing debt along to our grandchildren unmitigated.

Thank you. It blows my mind when people say that the economy is doing so well. I just think to myself that an 8.3 trillion dollar debt and a budget that isn't being balanced can't indicate a good economy. Cranking more money out of the US mint may alleviate things in the short term, but it's asking for problems in the long run.

About $350 billion was spent last year on paying just the interest on the national debt. It looks to be even worse this year as well. Almost $200 billion has been spent already. That's insanity.

KelJu · 05-02-2006, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

and so you hold me to a higher standard? is that it? whats it feel like to quote from a book you dont believe in and little understand?

I do not hold Christians to higher standards. I hold Christians to the standards for which they have shoved down my throat my whole life. If you can't live up to your own standards, stop expecting me to.
If you can't stop judging me, then don't expect me to listen to a god damn word you are saying.

Judge that.

bio-chem · 05-02-2006, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

05-02-2006, 07:50 AM	#92
Decker % Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 2,051	One note about the economy. As far as annual GDP is concerned, it's doing great--about a 4.8% clip. But once you factor in the tripling of the debt and the deficit, the economy is one of the worst in decades. A good analogy is that we are living the highlife on credit cards...we are Welfare queens driving cadillacs. Our debt is incrementally undermining the value of our dollar and trade position in the world. These are very very serious negative effects. Also, there is a national negative savings rate. That is bad also. The fiscal mismanagement of this administration has been astounding. Much worse than it was in the Reagan days. At least Reagan had the guts to pay some of his bills. Bush is passing debt along to our grandchildren unmitigated.

05-02-2006, 11:08 AM	#94
Decker % Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 2,051	Jon Stewart Defends Colbert's Dinner Speech By E&P Staff Published: May 01, 2006 11:20 PM ET NEW YORK Probably to no one's surprise, Jon Stewart, host of Comedy Central's "Daily Show," hailed the performance of his stablemate Stephen Colbert at Saturday night's White House Correspondents dinner. Colbert's lampooning of the president and the press has generated a good deal of praise and criticism. "It was balls-alicious," Stewart said. "Apparently he was under the impression that they'd hired him to do what he does every night on television" -- that is, make fun of conservatives, public officials, and the press in the guise of an O'Reillyesque talk show host. "We've never been prouder of him, but HOLY ----," Stewart added.

05-02-2006, 03:03 PM	#100
lnvanry primeau Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: DC Posts: 2,973 Photos: 12	I still love you foreman

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bio-chem Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 3,873 Photos: 14	The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire >> > > length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a >> > > well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. >> > > >> > > The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The >> > > French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, >> > > "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." >> > > >> > > The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was >> > > under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." >> > > >> > > She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also >> > > arrogant!" >> > > >> > > This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little >> > > dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. >> > > >> > > The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American >> > > in >> > his >> > > place!" >> > > >> > > An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans >> > > seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. >> > > >> > > You hold the fork in the wrong hand. >> > > You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. >> > > >> > > And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the >> > > window." >> > >

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bio-chem Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 3,873 Photos: 14	and with 30000 posts i really dont have the time or inclination to remember what you say.

05-02-2006, 03:49 PM	#110
bio-chem Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 3,873 Photos: 14	opinion? the new teastament testifies of Christ. what other point could there be? thats not opinion its just how it is.