LMFAO wtf?

Bazooka Tooth · 05-03-2006, 09:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0WFWqcuoC0

The oozinator squirt gun......Bukakke anyone?

DOMS · 05-03-2006, 09:03 PM

I'm not the Grammar Nazi anymore, but it's "bukkake."

KelJu · 05-03-2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

I'm not the Grammar Nazi anymore, but it's "bukkake."

So you know from typing into search engines?

Bazooka Tooth · 05-03-2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

I'm not the Grammar Nazi anymore, but it's "bukkake."

shit, you sure know your sperm sir....

Bazooka Tooth · 05-03-2006, 09:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrckX...ch=supersoaker

flame thrower?

probably been posted, but dont be a sandy vagina if it has

Doublebase · 05-03-2006, 09:06 PM

thats funny.

DOMS · 05-03-2006, 09:07 PM

Now that's very fucking cool!

KelJu · 05-03-2006, 09:11 PM

I made one of those when I was a kid, and I almost got killed. I was shooting nice fireballs until the barrel caught on fire. I couldn't get the flame to go out, so I slung the gun around flicking the end of the barrel. The burning plastic became melted goo which flung loose from the end of the barrel and landed on my arm. There I was 8 years old with a flaming puddle of melted plastic goo on my arm.
I ran around crying and screaming like a little school girl until the plastic finally stopped burning my arm. My mom chased me down to see what was wrong and I showed her. She peeled the plastic off of my arm and put something on the burn to make it stop hurting so bad, but I still have the scar today.
I am such a tool.

Bazooka Tooth · 05-03-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

I made one of those when I was a kid, and I almost got killed. I was shooting nice fireballs until the barrel caught on fire. I couldn't get the flame to go out, so I slung the gun around flicking the end of the barrel. The burning plastic became melted goo which flung loose from the end of the barrel and landed on my arm. There I was 8 years old with a flaming puddle of melted plastic goo on my arm.
I ran around crying and screaming like a little school girl until the plastic finally stopped burning my arm. My mom chased me down to see what was wrong and I showed her. She peeled the plastic off of my arm and put something on the burn to make it stop hurting so bad, but I still have the scar today.
I am such a tool.

did she kiss it and make the boo boo better?

nice story though, sounds like fun....up until it went horribly wrong hahah

DOMS · 05-03-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

I made one of those when I was a kid, and I almost got killed. I was shooting nice fireballs until the barrel caught on fire. I couldn't get the flame to go out, so I slung the gun around flicking the end of the barrel. The burning plastic became melted goo which flung loose from the end of the barrel and landed on my arm. There I was 8 years old with a flaming puddle of melted plastic goo on my arm.
I ran around crying and screaming like a little school girl until the plastic finally stopped burning my arm. My mom chased me down to see what was wrong and I showed her. She peeled the plastic off of my arm and put something on the burn to make it stop hurting so bad, but I still have the scar today.
I am such a tool.

You got off easier than the kids who put gasoline into plastic lightsabers.

KelJu · 05-03-2006, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

did she kiss it and make the boo boo better?

nice story though, sounds like fun....up until it went horribly wrong hahah

I would like to see what your ass would have done with a flaming piece of plastic the size of a quarter on your arm. I handled the situation like any eight year old would have. I screamed and I ran.

KelJu · 05-03-2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

You got off easier than the kids who put gasoline into plastic lightsabers.

Was the outcome similar to what MyK posted, or was it worse?

Bazooka Tooth · 05-03-2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

I would like to see what your ass would have done with a flaming piece of plastic the size of a quarter on your arm. I handled the situation like any eight year old would have. I screamed and I ran.

hahah I wasnt making fun, I was just being random, I would scream like a bitch, probably still at my age

KelJu · 05-03-2006, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

hahah I wasnt making fun, I was just being random, I would scream like a bitch, probably still at my age

I know bro, I was just picking pack.

DOMS · 05-03-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Was the outcome similar to what MyK posted, or was it worse?

Just about as bad.

Crono1000 · 05-03-2006, 09:20 PM

yeah, its spelled bukkake and if you've ever watched one this video is exactly what it's like, right down to the kid pumping the gun. Seriously, whoever made that commercial seriously needs to have his computer checked out for child porn.

DOMS · 05-03-2006, 09:21 PM

Here's the story.

BigDyl · 05-03-2006, 09:21 PM

You should see Topolo's gun.

Bazooka Tooth · 05-03-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono1000

yeah, its spelled bukkake and if you've ever watched one this video is exactly what it's like, right down to the kid pumping the gun. Seriously, whoever made that commercial seriously needs to have his computer checked out for child porn.

maniclion · 05-03-2006, 09:33 PM

http://oozinator.ytmnsfw.com/

KelJu · 05-03-2006, 09:35 PM

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http://oozinator.ytmnsfw.com/

Omfg, that is sick. This toy is sick. The marketing department of this toy is sick.

maniclion · 05-03-2006, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Omfg, that is sick. This toy is sick. The marketing department of this toy is sick.

So would you rather get the Harry Potter Vibrating Broom for Christmas?

KelJu · 05-03-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

So would you rather get the Harry Potter Vibrating Broom for Christmas?

Hahahahaha, dude you are too much.

fufu · 05-03-2006, 10:19 PM

that is fucked up.

05-03-2006, 09:00 PM	#1
Bazooka Tooth Ohh you touch my tralala. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,716 Photos: 3	LMFAO wtf? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0WFWqcuoC0 The oozinator squirt gun......Bukakke anyone?

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Doublebase Lightweight, Ya Buddy! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philly Posts: 7,325	thats funny. "A child does not learn to squat from the top down -- in other words, he does not suddenly make a conscious decision one day to squat. Actually, he is squatting one day and makes the conscious decision to stand." - Gray Cook

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maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,438 Photos: 10	http://oozinator.ytmnsfw.com/ "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

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DOMS Metrosexual Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 22,092 Photos: 1	I'm not the Grammar Nazi anymore, but it's "bukkake."

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Bazooka Tooth Ohh you touch my tralala. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,716 Photos: 3	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrckX...ch=supersoaker flame thrower? probably been posted, but dont be a sandy vagina if it has

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DOMS Metrosexual Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 22,092 Photos: 1	Now that's very fucking cool!

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KelJu Thats Dr. Keke to you! Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my imagination. Posts: 10,162 Photos: 2	I made one of those when I was a kid, and I almost got killed. I was shooting nice fireballs until the barrel caught on fire. I couldn't get the flame to go out, so I slung the gun around flicking the end of the barrel. The burning plastic became melted goo which flung loose from the end of the barrel and landed on my arm. There I was 8 years old with a flaming puddle of melted plastic goo on my arm. I ran around crying and screaming like a little school girl until the plastic finally stopped burning my arm. My mom chased me down to see what was wrong and I showed her. She peeled the plastic off of my arm and put something on the burn to make it stop hurting so bad, but I still have the scar today. I am such a tool.

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Crono1000 Peelosopher Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,044 Photos: 11	yeah, its spelled bukkake and if you've ever watched one this video is exactly what it's like, right down to the kid pumping the gun. Seriously, whoever made that commercial seriously needs to have his computer checked out for child porn.

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DOMS Metrosexual Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 22,092 Photos: 1	Here's the story.