He Hates You. . ....And Mutants

Decker · 05-04-2006, 10:57 AM

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/

my name is Cliff Yablonski. I have never met you before, but I hate you regardless. if I met you in public, I'd still hate you. I probably wouldn't hate you any more than how much I currently hate you, because I don't think that would be humanly possible. I would probably punch you in the face though. I hate everybody and everything I find on the Internet. my site and the "Law and Order" website are the only places worth visiting. Richard convinced me to make a site dedicated to all the people I know and hate, maybe so his stupid "Something Awful" website won't suck as much. even though my site is on "Something Awful", I still hate him and his website. I hate you too. if you have a picture you would like to send in, you can send it to me, but I'll still hate you and I don't think that will ever change no matter what you do. goodbye, scumbag.

DOMS · 05-04-2006, 10:59 AM

Oh shit, that's good.

maniclion · 05-04-2006, 05:06 PM

Somebody needs to submit the guidos.

Bazooka Tooth · 05-04-2006, 06:03 PM

Decker · 05-05-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Somebody needs to submit the guidos.

The guidos/hotti phenomenon is still going strong at Sherdog. But Yablonski's freaks are just as entertaining. Plus he adds the bonus of poisoning, beating and killing the freaks. Entertainment like that doesn't just happen.

Decker · 05-05-2006, 10:09 AM

Here's one of the lengthier comments on a picture submitted to Mr. Yablonski
"Oh what a crazy time at East Appleton Technical Institute! Jacob Meyers lies around naked in bed, drinking beer and reading about "Linux." I never went to college because college is for nancyboys and rich dickheads. Instead I was too busy FIGHTING FOR MY COUNTRY, which is something today's lazy ass shithead kids don't have to worry about, thanks to me. If we had a war, you can bet your sweet ass these morons would be straightened out and you'd see less of those dumb fucking scooters around town. One time I caught a kid pushing one of those scooters and I took the thing and threw it into the trash can and said "NOW THIS JAPANESE CRAP IS NOW WHERE IT SHOULD BE, GODDAMMIT! BUY AMERICAN YOU LITTLE RAT BASTARD!" and then the kid's dad came out of the barber shop so I threw acid in his face and stole his car."

Now that's funny.

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 10:36 AM

My Arch Nemesis, Emo Ninja Cat:

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 10:39 AM

Hey buddy, the dog doesn't like fisting, just give it up!

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 10:42 AM

Hahaha, a little alien-on-alien action!

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 10:48 AM

Behind the scenes at Dungeons and Dragons 2000 Conference:

Dork #1: "That troll just dropped 40 gold!"
Dork #2: "That gnome just dropped his pants!"
BOTH: "Let's go!"

Notice Dork #2's skull on a stick. That's the only way he'll ever get head. Haha.

Decker · 05-05-2006, 11:00 AM

The D&D picks are priceless. When Yablonski comments about the gayness in some of the pics, I swear it sounds just like Dale or Topolo.

aceshigh · 05-05-2006, 11:39 AM

that reminds me of something hitler once said " zeig halsouferen inze kledeimish auct von shmilson" how true ,,,how true

ReproMan · 05-05-2006, 11:49 AM

Isn't this someone you guys know in the back?

Decker · 05-05-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aceshigh

that reminds me of something hitler once said " zeig halsouferen inze kledeimish auct von shmilson" how true ,,,how true

That's very interesting. Now only you, Hitler and the Weimar Republic know what you typed.

aceshigh · 05-05-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FatCatMC

Isn't this someone you guys know in the back?

kefe,s mum ?? or kelju??

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 12:04 PM

[/quote]

That's Godhand

ReproMan · 05-05-2006, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDyl

That's Godhand

2 points!! I was hoping someone would take that one.

Decker · 05-05-2006, 12:08 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...u/page-128.htm

Isn't that Mino at the bottom?

Of the page

KelJu · 05-05-2006, 12:10 PM

Holy shit, Decker. Are you are something awful goon? I have been for over 2 years. Something awful was the forum I posted on until I found IM.

If you guys like the OP's post, then you should join something awful, they have some of the funniest shit you will ever read.

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 12:12 PM

Decker's a heartless lawyer.

Anyways here's min0

Decker · 05-05-2006, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

Holy shit, Decker. Are you are something awful goon? I have been for over 2 years. Something awful was the forum I posted on until I found IM.

If you guys like the OP's post, then you should join something awful, they have some of the funniest shit you will ever read.

It's a great sight. I learned of it skimming the guido/hotti thread at Sherdog. I am now about 4-5 days behind in my work b/c I'm looking at goofy shit all day. I haven't been to a porn site in over a week.

My priorities are wayyyyyy the fuck out of line.

Decker · 05-05-2006, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Decker's a heartless lawyer.

I detect a hint of libel in your post.... See you soon BigDyl.

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decker

I detect a hint of libel in your post.... See you soon BigDyl.

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 12:29 PM

This is the last thing a pancake ever sees.

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 12:31 PM

The Monkey Man · 05-05-2006, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Decker's a heartless lawyer.

Anyways here's min0

BigDyl · 05-05-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Your two favorite people in the world?

05-04-2006, 05:06 PM	#3
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,437 Photos: 10	Somebody needs to submit the guidos. "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

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05-04-2006, 10:57 AM	#1
Decker % Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 2,051	He Hates You. . ....And Mutants http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/ my name is Cliff Yablonski. I have never met you before, but I hate you regardless. if I met you in public, I'd still hate you. I probably wouldn't hate you any more than how much I currently hate you, because I don't think that would be humanly possible. I would probably punch you in the face though. I hate everybody and everything I find on the Internet. my site and the "Law and Order" website are the only places worth visiting. Richard convinced me to make a site dedicated to all the people I know and hate, maybe so his stupid "Something Awful" website won't suck as much. even though my site is on "Something Awful", I still hate him and his website. I hate you too. if you have a picture you would like to send in, you can send it to me, but I'll still hate you and I don't think that will ever change no matter what you do. goodbye, scumbag.

05-04-2006, 10:59 AM	#2
DOMS Metrosexual Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 22,092 Photos: 1	Oh shit, that's good.

05-04-2006, 06:03 PM	#4
Bazooka Tooth Ohh you touch my tralala. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,716 Photos: 3

05-05-2006, 10:09 AM	#6
Decker % Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 2,051	Here's one of the lengthier comments on a picture submitted to Mr. Yablonski "Oh what a crazy time at East Appleton Technical Institute! Jacob Meyers lies around naked in bed, drinking beer and reading about "Linux." I never went to college because college is for nancyboys and rich dickheads. Instead I was too busy FIGHTING FOR MY COUNTRY, which is something today's lazy ass shithead kids don't have to worry about, thanks to me. If we had a war, you can bet your sweet ass these morons would be straightened out and you'd see less of those dumb fucking scooters around town. One time I caught a kid pushing one of those scooters and I took the thing and threw it into the trash can and said "NOW THIS JAPANESE CRAP IS NOW WHERE IT SHOULD BE, GODDAMMIT! BUY AMERICAN YOU LITTLE RAT BASTARD!" and then the kid's dad came out of the barber shop so I threw acid in his face and stole his car." Now that's funny.

05-05-2006, 11:00 AM	#11
Decker % Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 2,051	The D&D picks are priceless. When Yablonski comments about the gayness in some of the pics, I swear it sounds just like Dale or Topolo.

05-05-2006, 11:39 AM	#12
aceshigh Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,822	that reminds me of something hitler once said " zeig halsouferen inze kledeimish auct von shmilson" how true ,,,how true

05-05-2006, 11:49 AM	#13
ReproMan SeÃ±or Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Stuart, FL Posts: 7,260	Isn't this someone you guys know in the back?

05-05-2006, 12:08 PM	#18
Decker % Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 2,051	http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/...u/page-128.htm Isn't that Mino at the bottom? Of the page

05-05-2006, 12:10 PM	#19
KelJu Thats Dr. Keke to you! Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my imagination. Posts: 10,162 Photos: 2	Holy shit, Decker. Are you are something awful goon? I have been for over 2 years. Something awful was the forum I posted on until I found IM. If you guys like the OP's post, then you should join something awful, they have some of the funniest shit you will ever read.