The "Limbaugh Laws" for immigration

**Prince** · 05-08-2006, 02:15 PM

Rush recently read these on his radio program:

The "Limbaugh Laws" for immigration. Be sure to read the whole message, especially the last paragraph.

If you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor. We are not going to take unskilled workers. You will not be allowed. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office.

While in this country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other government programs. You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't have that amount of money you have to stay home If you do come and you want to buy land you will not be all owed to buy waterfront property. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country. As a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to property.

You don't have the right to protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies or you get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'till we find you.

I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty harsh. Every one of the laws above are the actual law in Mexico. You have just read (paraphrased) Mexican immigration law.

**Dale Mabry** · 05-08-2006, 02:18 PM

Who would want to go to Mexico anyway, aside from TOM?

DOMS · 05-08-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Who would want to go to Mexico anyway, aside from TOM?

To feel better about yourself.

**Prince** · 05-08-2006, 02:57 PM

lol, I love Cancun!

lnvanry · 05-08-2006, 03:17 PM

good post...I agree with most of what he said except the language requirement and the right of protest.

Tough Old Man · 05-08-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lnvanry

good post...I agree with most of what he said except the language requirement and the right of protest.

wait I don' think I should have the right to protest down here in Mexico. If i don't like there laws, then I need to move back to the states. Simple as that.

It's all you people that protest that are a fucking problem in the U.S. Instead of protesting, get a bat and take out some of these gangs that roam the U.S and the kids that tell there parents to go fuck off.

Last year one of my buddies who is Mexican, his 12 year old son got into a fight at school with another 12 year old. This is the way it was handled. Both kids were taking staright to jail. When the parents got there, it cost ea family $40 U.S dollars to get the kids out.

Now these family's are poor and I'll bet when the kids got home, the dad's did what they use to be able to do years back in the states, and that was kick those kids asses. You won't see a dad go to jail here for whooping his kid's ass.

lnvanry · 05-08-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

wait I don' think I should have the right to protest down here in Mexico. If i don't like there laws, then I need to move back to the states. Simple as that.

It's all you people that protest that are a fucking problem in the U.S. Instead of protesting, get a bat and take out some of these gangs that roam the U.S and the kids that tell there parents to go fuck off.

believe me.....I'm not one of those.

JordanMang · 05-08-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Who would want to go to Mexico anyway, aside from TOM?

Any body from any country South of Mexico and North of Brazil.

maniclion · 05-08-2006, 03:41 PM

So only rich foreigners can come here and push me further down the ladder?

thefutureisnow · 05-08-2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

Rush recently read these on his radio program:

The "Limbaugh Laws" for immigration. Be sure to read the whole message, especially the last paragraph.

If you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor. We are not going to take unskilled workers. You will not be allowed. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office.

While in this country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other government programs. You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't have that amount of money you have to stay home If you do come and you want to buy land you will not be all owed to buy waterfront property. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country. As a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to property.

You don't have the right to protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies or you get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'till we find you.

I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty harsh. Every one of the laws above are the actual law in Mexico. You have just read (paraphrased) Mexican immigration law.

Harsh. I completely agree with everything he said. We already have enough poor people as it is. I don't know why a rich person would want to come here from Mexico though. If a foreigner has 200000 invested in the U.S. you could live really good in another country.

Why should we let them come here and demonstrate?

Why should they be allowed to wave a foreign flag?

Why should they be allowed to politically organize?

Why should they be entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other government programs?

Maybe you are older and making enough money where you don't need to worry about illegal aliens coming here and taking our jobs and money, but I'm not, like many people, and I don't want oppurtunites taken away from me.

thefutureisnow · 05-08-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lnvanry

good post...I agree with most of what he said except the language requirement and the right of protest.

Please explain your reasoning.

KelJu · 05-08-2006, 04:18 PM

I hate Mexico!!!

DOMS · 05-08-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

I hate Mexico!!!

Apparently, so do most Mexicans.

BigDyl · 05-08-2006, 04:28 PM

Rush is a great man.

lnvanry · 05-08-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by thefutureisnow

Please explain your reasoning.

The language requirement isn't necessary IMO. Immigrants in the past (pre 1950') didn't have to meet language requirements. It seems unreasonable for an individual to learn a 4th grade level on english proficiency.

Learning english will happen on its own when the second born generation is american born.

They whole spanish star spangled banner song doesn't bother me....I'm not supporting....I just don't care. There are more important requirements that should be taken care of like disease exposure (Many Mexicans carry TB) and criminal records.

**Prince** · 05-08-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

So only rich foreigners can come here and push me further down the ladder?

did you fail to read the last paragraph?

Every one of the laws above are the actual law in Mexico. You have just read (paraphrased) Mexican immigration law.

DOMS · 05-08-2006, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lnvanry

Learning english will happen on its own when the second born generation is american born.

Yeah, right. That's explains why there is Mexican all over the products, signs, and phone services.

KelJu · 05-08-2006, 05:11 PM

I am sick and fucking tired of hearing the following:
"If you would like to hear this in Spanish, please press #2. Otherwise, please stay on the line and a customer representative will be with you shortly."

maniclion · 05-08-2006, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

did you fail to read the last paragraph?

Every one of the laws above are the actual law in Mexico. You have just read (paraphrased) Mexican immigration law.

Doesn't mean I can't comment on why I wouldn't like it for the US policy.

lnvanry · 05-08-2006, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

I am sick and fucking tired of hearing the following:
"If you would like to hear this in Spanish, please press #2. Otherwise, please stay on the line and a customer representative will be with you shortly."

That stuff doesn't bother...If they ever want to move up from cleaning and cooking they'll learn english....just like the germans, italians, jews, and asians.

TJ Cline · 05-08-2006, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

Apparently, so do most Mexicans.

**Mudge** · 05-08-2006, 08:23 PM

I wonder what his drug abuse laws are.

**Mudge** · 05-08-2006, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty harsh. Every one of the laws above are the actual law in Mexico. You have just read (paraphrased) Mexican immigration law.

Nope, actually it sounds pretty dandy to me. I live around tons of Mexican people, I've known a few illegals, and I grew up around the culture. But I dont expect to have to pay for someone scamming the system, I lived next door to a couple of people who were doing that and I think its disgusting.

BigDyl · 05-08-2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mudge

Nope, actually it sounds pretty dandy to me. I live around tons of Mexican people, I've known a few illegals, and I grew up around the culture. But I dont expect to have to pay for someone scamming the system, I lived next door to a couple of people who were doing that and I think its disgusting.

So that's the story behind your avatar...

05-08-2006, 02:15 PM	#1
Prince IronMagLabs Owner Administrator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Colorado Posts: 37,397 Photos: 356	The "Limbaugh Laws" for immigration Rush recently read these on his radio program: The "Limbaugh Laws" for immigration. Be sure to read the whole message, especially the last paragraph. If you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor. We are not going to take unskilled workers. You will not be allowed. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office. While in this country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other government programs. You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't have that amount of money you have to stay home If you do come and you want to buy land you will not be all owed to buy waterfront property. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country. As a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to property. You don't have the right to protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies or you get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'till we find you. I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty harsh. Every one of the laws above are the actual law in Mexico. You have just read (paraphrased) Mexican immigration law. BOARD SPONSORS: MassNutrition.com - Discount Supplement Superstore IronMagLabs.com - Bodybuilding Nutrition AlltheWhey.com - Bulk Protein Powders & Supplements CEMProducts.com - Research Chemicals & Supplements MusclesProd.com - Steroids, Bodybuilding & Training Blog Maximizer.com - Maximum Strength for Maximum Performance MikeGetsRipped.com - The Original 'Get Ripped' Blog ProteinRoutine.com - Experiments in Healthy Living Follow on Twitter Join Facebook Group Befriend on Myspace

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05-08-2006, 03:41 PM	#9
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,435 Photos: 10	So only rich foreigners can come here and push me further down the ladder? "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

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05-08-2006, 02:18 PM	#2
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lnvanry primeau Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Tucson Posts: 3,437 Photos: 16	good post...I agree with most of what he said except the language requirement and the right of protest.

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KelJu Thats Dr. Keke to you! Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my imagination. Posts: 10,160 Photos: 2	I hate Mexico!!!

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KelJu Thats Dr. Keke to you! Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my imagination. Posts: 10,160 Photos: 2	I am sick and fucking tired of hearing the following: "If you would like to hear this in Spanish, please press #2. Otherwise, please stay on the line and a customer representative will be with you shortly."