the "Would you rather" thread

[fufu]

Would you rather - the rules are simple. Would you rather go with A or B.

I'll start and then you cuties and continue.

Would you rather:

a.) always have to defecate in public
b.) always have to have sex in public.

[Little Wing]

sex in public ....

would you rather have to
a cut off your penis to save your life
b cut off your nose to save your life

[fufu]

Originally Posted by Little Wing

sex in public ....

would you rather have to
a cut off your penis to save your life
b cut off your nose to save your life

b b b b!!

would you rather

a.) be blind
b.) have no sense of touch

[TJ Cline]

Originally Posted by fufu

b b b b!!

would you rather

a.) be blind
b.) have no sense of touch

#9

[Little Wing]

no sense of touch


i'd just need a lot more porn.

would you rather

a be smart
b be beautiful

[fufu]

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

#9

I know a man who can help you with that.

[fufu]

Originally Posted by Little Wing

no sense of touch


i'd just need a lot more porn.

would you rather

a be smart
b be beautiful

tough one... I think I would rather be smart. so a.

[fufu]

would you rather -

get attacked by a

a.)medium sized dog
b.)dozen pidgeons.

[Little Wing]

pigeons. they don't have teeth.

would you rather

have turrettes
or spontaneous uncontrollable very badly timed orgasms

[fufu]

Originally Posted by Little Wing

pigeons. they don't have teeth.

would you rather

have turrettes
or spontaneous uncontrollable very badly timed orgasms

badly timed orgasms. sounds fun!!

[The Monkey Man]

Originally Posted by Little Wing

pigeons. they don't have teeth.

would you rather

have turrettes
or spontaneous uncontrollable very badly timed orgasms

I'd go with that too...

I could always wear a condom constantly... or Depends!



would you rather


sit fully on a cactus?
or pee on a sparkplug?

[fufu]

would you rather

be in a blizzard(15 degrees F) with just shorts and a shirt for an hour

or

be in the desert(120 degrees F) with heavy wool socks, boots, thick wool hat, heavy gloves, shirts, sweater, winter coat, long johns with snowpants, and boots for an hour

[The Monkey Man]

Originally Posted by fufu

would you rather

be in a blizzard(15 degrees F) with just shorts and a shirt for an hour

or

be in the desert(120 degrees F) with heavy wool socks, boots, thick wool hat, heavy gloves, shirts, sweater, winter coat, long johns with snowpants, and boots for an hour

B - desert, the other would kill you

[fufu]

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I'd go with that too...

I could always wear a condom constantly... or Depends!



would you rather


sit fully on a cactus?
or pee on a sparkplug?

cactus sitting for the win.

[shiznit2169]

would you rather ..

a) die being buried alive
b) die being burned to death by fire

[Little Wing]

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I'd go with that too...

I could always wear a condom constantly... or Depends!



would you rather


sit fully on a cactus?
or pee on a sparkplug?

pee on a sparkplug. johnny knocksville n the myth busters tested the theory by peeing on electric fences. you probably won't get hurt.

[fufu]

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

would you rather ..

a) die being buried alive
b) die being burned to death by fire

that is a good one.

I think I would go with b.

[Little Wing]

Originally Posted by fufu

would you rather

be in a blizzard(15 degrees F) with just shorts and a shirt for an hour

or

be in the desert(120 degrees F) with heavy wool socks, boots, thick wool hat, heavy gloves, shirts, sweater, winter coat, long johns with snowpants, and boots for an hour

in the desert...at night.

[Little Wing]

would you rather suck the snot out of a dead mans nose

or

slide bare assed down a razor blade and into a tub of alcohol

[fufu]

now for an optimistic one!

would you rather

be amazingly talented at
a.) pleasuring the opposite sex both emotionally and physically
b.) your favorite sport.

[fufu]

Originally Posted by Little Wing

in the desert...at night.

very clever indeed.

[fufu]

Originally Posted by Little Wing

would you rather suck the snot out of a dead mans nose

or

slide bare assed down a razor blade and into a tub of alcohol

snot sucking! the imagery on the the razor one makes me shudder.

[shiznit2169]

would you rather

a) have a family, decent home, but an ugly and stupid wife/husband
b) be rich but a loner (no family, wife, kids)

[shiznit2169]

Originally Posted by Little Wing

would you rather suck the snot out of a dead mans nose

or

slide bare assed down a razor blade and into a tub of alcohol

suck the snot .. it's disgusting but it's far more manageable than the second one

[fufu]

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

would you rather

a) have a family, decent home, but an ugly and stupid wife/husband
b) be rich but a loner (no family, wife, kids)

would i be able to have a girlfriend?

[shiznit2169]

Originally Posted by fufu

now for an optimistic one!

would you rather

be amazingly talented at
a.) pleasuring the opposite sex both emotionally and physically
b.) your favorite sport.

my favorite sport

Why? It's easy. I will reap millions and i could get any hot chick i wanted with all the cash i have as well as my car and house. Pleasuring the opposite sex both emotionally and physically can be worked on

[shiznit2169]

Originally Posted by fufu

would i be able to have a girlfriend?

no .. hence "loner"

[fufu]

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

no .. hence "loner"

hmm. what about hookers? Can I pay for their services?

[shiznit2169]

lol .. trying to cheat the system so you could get a little "pleasure" for your own sake

that's what the HAND is for

[fufu]

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

lol .. trying to cheat the system so you could get a little "pleasure" for your own sake

that's what the HAND is for

fine I'll be rich and a loner.
I'll just buy the best flesh light on the market!