Newest Scam

DOMS · 05-17-2006, 08:16 PM

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, wit their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another mall. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!!

BigDyl · 05-17-2006, 08:19 PM

Foreman and min0 are criminals. True Story.

DOMS · 05-17-2006, 08:20 PM

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D'oh!

maniclion · 05-17-2006, 08:22 PM

You have strange bedfellows.

TJ Cline · 05-17-2006, 09:25 PM

My breasts did not fall out of my skimpy T-shirt, but my cock fell out of my shorts.

min0 lee · 05-17-2006, 10:01 PM

fufu · 05-17-2006, 10:07 PM

wowy wow wow

MyK · 05-17-2006, 10:54 PM

I was driving through detroit and had a car full of girls pull up next to me, the girls in shotgun and back right, began winking and gestering a blow job to me!! I have a feeling that if I would of pulled over that night, I would of ended up stranded in detroit that night!

TJ Cline · 05-17-2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MyK

I was driving through detroit and had a car full of girls pull up next to me, the girls in shotgun and back right, began winking and gestering a blow job to me!! I have a feeling that if I would of pulled over that night, I would of ended up stranded in detroit that night!

I agree 100% 3 or 4 small girls could kick your ass easily.

StickCity · 05-17-2006, 11:01 PM

muscles can't stop bullets, which they probably would have used to their advantage

MyK · 05-17-2006, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I agree 100% 3 or 4 small girls could kick your ass easily.

**CowPimp** · 05-18-2006, 09:26 AM

So how do I get victimized by this terrible scam? Details please.

myCATpowerlifts · 05-18-2006, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOMS

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, wit their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another mall. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!!

Grammar error!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOMS · 05-18-2006, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

Grammar error!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cut-and-paste!!!!!!!!!!!
Not a Grammar Nazi anymore!!!!!!!!!

BigDyl · 05-18-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

Grammar error!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOMS · 05-18-2006, 03:29 PM

For a ninja, you're slow.

myCATpowerlifts · 05-18-2006, 05:11 PM

Lawlersk8tes

god hand · 05-18-2006, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

My breasts did not fall out of my skimpy T-shirt, but my cock fell out of my shorts.

That little thing didnt fall out of anything.

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