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  1. 05-17-2006, 08:16 PM #1
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    Newest Scam

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, wit their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another mall. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    Again - please beware!!
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  3. 05-17-2006, 08:19 PM #2
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    D'oh!
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    My breasts did not fall out of my skimpy T-shirt, but my cock fell out of my shorts.
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    I was driving through detroit and had a car full of girls pull up next to me, the girls in shotgun and back right, began winking and gestering a blow job to me!! I have a feeling that if I would of pulled over that night, I would of ended up stranded in detroit that night!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    I was driving through detroit and had a car full of girls pull up next to me, the girls in shotgun and back right, began winking and gestering a blow job to me!! I have a feeling that if I would of pulled over that night, I would of ended up stranded in detroit that night!
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  11. 05-17-2006, 11:01 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    I agree 100% 3 or 4 small girls could kick your ass easily.
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    So how do I get victimized by this terrible scam? Details please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, wit their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another mall. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    Again - please beware!!

    Grammar error!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
    Grammar error!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cut-and-paste!!!!!!!!!!!
    Not a Grammar Nazi anymore!!!!!!!!!
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
    Grammar error!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
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    For a ninja, you're slow.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    My breasts did not fall out of my skimpy T-shirt, but my cock fell out of my shorts.
    That little thing didnt fall out of anything.
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