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Old 05-18-2006, 04:20 PM   #1
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Cutie Personal Trainer at gym

There is this cutie personal trainer that I want to try and talk too...it's just a matter of time before a good opportunity comes up.
She is older than me by 3-4 years but that is ok because I'm pretty sure she is somewhat interested even though she knows she's older.

What should I say...I'm shy and I always see her there but I'm a loser when it comes to pursuing females.
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Old 05-18-2006, 04:21 PM   #2
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ask her opinoin on something, woman have an opinoin about everything and like nothing more than talking about it!
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Old 05-18-2006, 04:23 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2006, 04:24 PM   #4
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Haha....nice...like I will ask her opinion on exercise form when she knows I already know....or maybe her opinion on politics..no!
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Oh, and stop calling her older because she's four years older than you. While, technically, you're correct, you'll also end up, not so technically, alone.



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Haha....nice...like I will ask her opinion on exercise form when she knows I already know....or maybe her opinion on politics..no!

bring her your workout, have her go over it with you (give her opinoin), then when she suggests an alternate exercise or two have her show you the correct form. after about 15 mins of her helping you out, tell her your thanks alot but your going to stick with what you already had, give her a smile and walk away!
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Oh, and stop calling her older because she's four years older than you. While, technically, you're correct, you'll also end up, not so technically, alone.
I know...I was just pointing out that she is 22-23 and I'm 19.
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bring her your workout, have her go over it with you (give her opinoin), then when she suggests an alternate exercise or two have her show you the correct form. after about 15 mins of her helping you out, tell her your thanks alot but your going to stick with what you already had, give her a smile and walk away!
That's is one of the gayest things ever.....I'd rather just go up and slap her ass then do that. haha...I know your trying to help
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Sounds like something I would do MyK.
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:09 PM   #10
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Ask her if she has put on some weight. Then do what MyK said....she will be yours in no time.
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:11 PM   #11
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buy 12 sessions with her....when they run out tell her that if she goes out with you you will purchase 12 more.......it will show that you are:

a) a loser
b) desperate

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c) made of money


If she is the right kind of girl, she will love you for (c) alone.



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buy 12 sessions with her....when they run out tell her that if she goes out with you you will purchase 12 more.......it will show that you are:

a) a loser
b) desperate

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c) made of money


If she is the right kind of girl, she will love you for (c) alone.
I agree 100%....topolo did this to get with Dale and they are still in love to this day.
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:18 PM   #13
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You guys don't know shit. Proper way to pick up a chick. Hang a club over your shoulder and drag her out of the cave by her hair to your house.
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ask her to demonstrate a Stiff legged deadlift. When she does, ram your cock up her ass.



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That may have worked in your day, but it's now 2006




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Oh, and stop calling her older because she's four years older than you. While, technically, you're correct, you'll also end up, not so technically, alone.
Umm.. He's only 6... But.. Ummm... I'm 6-1/2...
so... Ummm... that means I'm older



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Tell her about your pussy bong

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buy 12 sessions with her....when they run out tell her that if she goes out with you you will purchase 12 more.......it will show that you are:

a) a loser
b) desperate

and

c) made of money


If she is the right kind of girl, she will love you for (c) alone.
and true.

HIRE HER since she hasn't came up to you!!
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ask her about her day...and if she is stressed that you can give her body a massage.



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Yeah...I think I'll go with the stiff leg deadlift idea...I think that puts me in a no lose situation, huh?
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Just fuck her for Christ's sake...What are you waiting for?

P-funk, I am very disappointed in your response.



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Just fuck her for Christ's sake...What are you waiting for?

P-funk, I am very disappointed in your response.

sorry dad. which response disappointed you the most?



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the pussy bong is genious!!



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