Thread: Cutie Personal Trainer at gym

ask her opinoin on something, woman have an opinoin about everything and like nothing more than talking about it!

The Truth!!!

Haha....nice...like I will ask her opinion on exercise form when she knows I already know....or maybe her opinion on politics..no!

Oh, and stop calling her older because she's four years older than you. While, technically, you're correct, you'll also end up, not so technically, alone.

Originally Posted by Nate K

Haha....nice...like I will ask her opinion on exercise form when she knows I already know....or maybe her opinion on politics..no!

bring her your workout, have her go over it with you (give her opinoin), then when she suggests an alternate exercise or two have her show you the correct form. after about 15 mins of her helping you out, tell her your thanks alot but your going to stick with what you already had, give her a smile and walk away!

Originally Posted by DOMS

Oh, and stop calling her older because she's four years older than you. While, technically, you're correct, you'll also end up, not so technically, alone.

I know...I was just pointing out that she is 22-23 and I'm 19.

Originally Posted by MyK

bring her your workout, have her go over it with you (give her opinoin), then when she suggests an alternate exercise or two have her show you the correct form. after about 15 mins of her helping you out, tell her your thanks alot but your going to stick with what you already had, give her a smile and walk away!

That's is one of the gayest things ever.....I'd rather just go up and slap her ass then do that. haha...I know your trying to help

Sounds like something I would do MyK.

Ask her if she has put on some weight. Then do what MyK said....she will be yours in no time.

buy 12 sessions with her....when they run out tell her that if she goes out with you you will purchase 12 more.......it will show that you are:

a) a loser
b) desperate

and

c) made of money


If she is the right kind of girl, she will love you for (c) alone.

Originally Posted by P-funk

buy 12 sessions with her....when they run out tell her that if she goes out with you you will purchase 12 more.......it will show that you are:

a) a loser
b) desperate

and

c) made of money


If she is the right kind of girl, she will love you for (c) alone.

I agree 100%....topolo did this to get with Dale and they are still in love to this day.

Write her a note:

Do you like me? Check Yes or No:

□ Yes

□ No

□ Puuuuhlease, as if I'd ever give you the time of day.

You guys don't know shit. Proper way to pick up a chick. Hang a club over your shoulder and drag her out of the cave by her hair to your house.

ask her to demonstrate a Stiff legged deadlift. When she does, ram your cock up her ass.

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

You guys don't know shit. Proper way to pick up a chick. Hang a club over your shoulder and drag her out of the cave by her hair to your house.

That may have worked in your day, but it's now 2006




AD, not BC

Originally Posted by DOMS

Oh, and stop calling her older because she's four years older than you. While, technically, you're correct, you'll also end up, not so technically, alone.

Umm.. He's only 6... But.. Ummm... I'm 6-1/2...
so... Ummm... that means I'm older

Originally Posted by P-funk

ask her to demonstrate a Stiff legged deadlift. When she does, ram your cock up her ass.

Originally Posted by P-funk

ask her to demonstrate a Stiff legged deadlift. When she does, ram your cock up her ass.

Tell her about your pussy bong

http://media.putfile.com/PussyBong

Originally Posted by maniclion

Tell her about your pussy bong

http://media.putfile.com/PussyBong

I have GOT to own one of those.

Originally Posted by P-funk

buy 12 sessions with her....when they run out tell her that if she goes out with you you will purchase 12 more.......it will show that you are:

a) a loser
b) desperate

and

c) made of money


If she is the right kind of girl, she will love you for (c) alone.

and true.

HIRE HER since she hasn't came up to you!!

ask her about her day...and if she is stressed that you can give her body a massage.

Yeah...I think I'll go with the stiff leg deadlift idea...I think that puts me in a no lose situation, huh?

Just fuck her for Christ's sake...What are you waiting for?

P-funk, I am very disappointed in your response.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Just fuck her for Christ's sake...What are you waiting for?

P-funk, I am very disappointed in your response.

sorry dad. which response disappointed you the most?

nevermind

the pussy bong is genious!!

Just start by talking to her about exercise crap and work it from there.

Or you could just try P-funk's suggestion of ramming your cock up her ass. That usually works, though sometimes you have to goto court when it's all over...