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Old 05-19-2006, 02:47 PM   #31
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Marriage is out of the question though...unless she has money.
Spoken like a true guy.....

Reverse it for the girl.... "unless he has money"


It's all so
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:05 PM   #33
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Spoken like a true guy.....

Reverse it for the girl.... "unless he has money"


It's all so

It was supposed to be a joke. We all know that's what you women think.



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Old 05-19-2006, 03:08 PM   #34
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Ok, so I have this little predicament. I have a huge crush on this bartender, and I though she had a little thing for me as well. I think I was wrong. Anyway, i'm usually down at that bar 4 times a week and we are real flirty and whatnot. Sat night I asked her if she wanted to do something on her night off (which is wednsday) and she said sure, so I told her I would call her. Monday I tried calling her and no answer. Tuesday I sent her a text message, she eventually called me back but I missed the call, so I called her back and she didn't answer. Later that night I sent another text message basically saying, do you want to go out tomorrow. I got no answer, then wednsday she sent me a text message saying she went out tuesday so she was gonna stay in tonight. What a crock of shit, how hard is it to take a shower and put some clothes on. All I wanted to do was take her to dinner. So, just like every thursday night, I went to the bar. I talked to her a little bit, not about this bullshit, but fuck. I basically ignored her the whole night and she did the same. I'm usually real good at reading people and I honestly thought she was into me, unfortanetly I think i'm wrong on this one.

What do you guys think???

Should I keep trying or just give up?

you shouldn't be drinking or hanging out in bars anyway.....get your ass to the fucking gym, eat and sleep....Maybe if you had more muscle the chicks would come to you and you wouldn't have to try so hard.



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Old 05-19-2006, 03:13 PM   #35
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you shouldn't be drinking or hanging out in bars anyway.....get your ass to the fucking gym, eat and sleep....Maybe if you had more muscle the chicks would come to you and you wouldn't have to try so hard.
True story, when I had pathetic 16 inch arms like fletcher6490 I never could score with chicks but once my arms were over 18 I could sleep with any woman I wanted, and many would even let me cum in there face and spank them with a switch.
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:16 PM   #36
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True story, when I had pathetic 16 inch arms like fletcher6490 I never could score with chicks but once my arms were over 18 I could sleep with any woman I wanted, and many would even let me cum in there face and spank them with a switch.




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True story, when I had pathetic 16 inch arms like fletcher6490 I never could score with chicks but once my arms were over 18 I could sleep with any woman I wanted, and many would even let me cum in there face and spank them with a switch.

curious...how did you score with the males when you had 18inch arms compared to 16??



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curious...how did you score with the males when you had 18inch arms compared to 16??
When I was ripped at 210 all the gay guys loved me....I met Dale that year, he set me up in my own condo but that relationship did not last. Once he brought topolo over for a three some my heart was broken and I knew he was just using me for my hot young body.
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Fuck all you bitches. I'd much rather keep my nice, ripped body rather than be a fat shit with 19 inch arms.



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Fuck all you bitches. I'd much rather keep my nice, ripped body rather than be a fat shit with 19 inch arms.
I agree 100%, at 23 I was ripped to shit...fuck being big most women don't like that.
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Fuck all you bitches. I'd much rather keep my nice, ripped body rather than be a fat shit with 19 inch arms.

relax hot stuff.



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relax hot stuff.

I'm just fucking around



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Age 24 Weight 145 BF% 9 Bench 165 Arms 15" Squat?
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Old 05-19-2006, 03:26 PM   #43
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When I was ripped at 210 all the gay guys loved me....I met Dale that year, he set me up in my own condo but that relationship did not last. Once he brought topolo over for a three some my heart was broken and I knew he was just using me for my hot young body.

yea, dale is a fucking vampire like that.



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If I gotta hold of that ripped arm like you have......

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If I gotta hold of that ripped arm like you have......

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Settle down. I only date guys that are taller than me



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Ok, so I have this little predicament. I have a huge crush on this bartender, and I though she had a little thing for me as well. I think I was wrong. Anyway, i'm usually down at that bar 4 times a week and we are real flirty and whatnot. Sat night I asked her if she wanted to do something on her night off (which is wednsday) and she said sure, so I told her I would call her. Monday I tried calling her and no answer. Tuesday I sent her a text message, she eventually called me back but I missed the call, so I called her back and she didn't answer. Later that night I sent another text message basically saying, do you want to go out tomorrow. I got no answer, then wednsday she sent me a text message saying she went out tuesday so she was gonna stay in tonight. What a crock of shit, how hard is it to take a shower and put some clothes on. All I wanted to do was take her to dinner. So, just like every thursday night, I went to the bar. I talked to her a little bit, not about this bullshit, but fuck. I basically ignored her the whole night and she did the same. I'm usually real good at reading people and I honestly thought she was into me, unfortanetly I think i'm wrong on this one.

What do you guys think???

Should I keep trying or just give up?
is her name anna? n um she flirts for tips n or a break on her rent...



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True Story, you have 4 options:


1. Fat bastard with "19" inch arms
2. Genetics
3. Roids
4. Rudy like dedication



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1. Fat bastard with "19" inch arms
2. Genetics
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4. Rudy like dedication

I really don't want 19 inch arms anyway. I think I would look really stupid, seems how i'm 5'8". I'm content with my arms now. Although I wouldn't mind having 17 inch guns.



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P-funk would be the #4 option: "Rudy like dedication." Then again, he's like Rudys height... and looks like him...etc...



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is her name anna? n um she flirts for tips n or a break on her rent...
Word! I was just about to post that he's been owned by the oldest beer wench trick in the book.



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women like that make it hard for the rest of us n are the reason the formanrules dating rules exist.



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women like that make it hard for the rest of us n are the reason the formanrules dating rules exist.

Come on, the bartender is a nice girl. Personally, I think all those rules are absolute bullshit. I guess it matters for certain girls, but I try and stay away from that type, unless of course they just want to hook up.

I will get the bartender, I am not going to give up. I was at the bar last night and we got along pretty well. I'll probably be back there again today to do some more boozin and whatnot.

Instead of everyone telling me to quit, i'd appreciate some advise on how to actually get her.



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Come on, the bartender is a nice girl. Personally, I think all those rules are absolute bullshit. I guess it matters for certain girls, but I try and stay away from that type, unless of course they just want to hook up.

I will get the bartender, I am not going to give up. I was at the bar last night and we got along pretty well. I'll probably be back there again today to do some more boozin and whatnot.

Instead of everyone telling me to quit, i'd appreciate some advise on how to actually get her.


It's over son. Pack your bags, and head out like a fetus.



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Old 05-21-2006, 11:20 AM   #55
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It's over son. Pack your bags, and head out like a fetus.

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!


I will be banging this chick in no longer than 6 weeks. I guarantee you that.



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