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Old 05-20-2006, 01:19 AM   #1
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In some shit hole in Mexico

We were In some shit hole in Mexico drinking beers when Tough and I started arguing about who was hotter, Dale or topolo. I said Dale because he is a sexy beast, Tough said topolo because of the way he made Doublebase his bitch and power is sexy. Well it got ugly fast, before I knew it Tough was walking up on me in a threatening manner...I had drank only 18 beers so I had my wits about me and I defused the situation. Well we drank 8 or 9 more beers then went back to Toughs house.

Then it got really ugly. Tough had his 5 German shepherds out in the yard when he stated shit with me again. Well I was very worried, I knew this was a no win situation and could end in death. I will do anything to avoid a unfair fight and this one was totally one sided and there was no chance of winning or surviving. I just did not want to kill 5 dogs and one man so I backed down to save there lives. I feel good about this because They had no chance and I will not kill innocents. If I had not been trained by BigDly and learned to controll my powers, I would have thrown down my enemys and smote their ruin upon the Mexican soil .

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Old 05-20-2006, 01:28 AM   #2
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i totally beleive that story,,except the part where it says true story
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We were In some shit hole in Mexico drinking beers when Tough and I started arguing about who was hotter, Dale or topolo. I said Dale because he is a sexy beast, Tough said topolo because of the way he made Doublebase his bitch and power is sexy. Well it got ugly fast, before I knew it Tough was walking up on me in a threatening manner...I had drank only 18 beers so I had my wits about me and I defused the situation. Well we drank 8 or 9 more beers then went back to Toughs house.

Then it got really ugly. Tough had his 5 German shepherds out in the yard when he stated shit with me again. Well I was very worried, I knew this was a no win situation and could end in death. I will do anything to avoid a unfair fight and this one was totally one sided and there was no chance of winning or surviving. I just did not want to kill 5 dogs and one man so I backed down to save there lives. I feel good about this because They had no chance and I will not kill innocents. If I had not been trained by BigDly and learned to controll my powers, I would have thrown down my enemys and smote their ruin upon the Mexican soil .

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18 beers? What, did this take place over 2 months?



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18 beers? What, did this take place over 2 months?
About an hour and a half
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I drove back to America with 10 illegals in my trunk, I needed the $3000 and I knew the CEO's of America would thank me.
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You forgot to tell them that those beers were quarts and not them little 12 oz cans that Dale drinks.

One more thing. It wasn't the dogs or me why Foreman backed off, but the little 4" 10" wife that he was scared about.

Foreman you did forget to tell them that we did shoot Test everyday for 5 days. About an extra 1.5 grams total. This is why Foreman's signature shows him so much larger then before or could be from all the swelling from me kicking his ass Friday Night.
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Interesting! I wonder who this guy is!!zs
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