
I hate college for so many reasons.
They rape my wallet for a damn piece of paper that says I am willing to put up with bullshit for 5 years, so I will probably make a good employee.
I have a computer in front of me in all of my classes, so when the teacher goes off on a tangent with no fucking point, I start MSpainting things that piss me off.
I know there are things about college, your job, or both if you are like me.
Lets see what you guys can come up with.
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if you don't like it .. why don't you just leave and be happy with a 9-5 job earning $30,000 a year?![]()

Originally Posted by shiznit2169
Because I won't be happy with a 9-5 job earning $30,000.
It is called sacrificing the now for a better future. But, that is something that someone who lives on mommy and daddy's money wouldn't understand.
Last edited by KelJu; 05-22-2006 at 07:03 PM.


Every job I ever had.
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
thats the best oneOriginally Posted by KelJu
Those PP slides....get used to 'em if you going into business. Most managers aren't the best public speakers.

Originally Posted by lnvanry
I am a senior now. Many of these are over 3 years old. I have been drawing these in class, and then sending them to my email account to save them. I was cleaning out my email today, and ran across these gems.
Never graduating from college doesnt mean you make $30k per year -Originally Posted by shiznit2169
Most of the really wealthy people I know, own their own businesses and
never went to college...
(Its all about tax shelters)
Even if you only make $30-50k if you hide and invest your money
properly you can do alright -![]()
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a degree isn't a prerequisite for wealth....but it helps a ton.
Every wealthy person I know has a degree though...except my father....he did go to college for three years....then ended up in Vietnam for 2 tours of duty.
If you plan on working for the man...
You will probably need a degree...
If you have a graduate degree and are not aggressive...
You will end up pulling in only $60-70k...
In this case you are a loser
But that is about instinct, not education...
No college I have ever heard of, can teach you
common sense and how to read people
You are either a STUD or a DUD -![]()
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hgahahahah, you made all these?Originally Posted by KelJu


I do really want to know how some of these dumb ass girls get into college, seriously.
thats my biggest fuckin pet peeve about professors. my stupid ass bio professor can't even answer a basic question, like which classification of bones does the scapula fall under without running to her book and looking it up. Hell she just sits in the class and reads the book verbatim to us.Originally Posted by KelJu
one time i fell asleep and she got pissed at me and wanted to talk to me about how much disrespect i was showing her by sleeping in class. i simply responded "listen, i can go home and read the book on my own" and walked out.
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
ahahahah classics! and i am wondering y in the hell am i up at 4am screwin around on the comp. lol
Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth
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Like you and 90% of other college people right?Originally Posted by KelJu
Like you and 90% of other college people right?Originally Posted by KelJu

I hope you are kidding.Originally Posted by Steele20
I haven't taken a dime from my parents since I was 17 years old.

Most of them, I have a lot more that friends made. I will post them when I get home from work.Originally Posted by fufu
I like that one. Cool thread idea too. The one with the drunken bimbo is great too. I wish highschool was based more on test scores than it was sucking the teachers asshole and doing extra assignments until you get a good grade.Originally Posted by KelJu
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because their mommmies and daddies have money, can you really think of any other reason? Not intelligence.Originally Posted by fufu
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