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Old 05-23-2006, 11:14 PM   #1
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Exclamation help..i have a problem...

my nuts sting...would their be a reason y? they have been stinging for like 90min. lol its bothering me
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:16 PM   #2
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:21 PM   #3
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dont think so lol
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Old 05-24-2006, 04:18 AM   #4
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Dip them in a mixture of vineger and lemon juice for 2 hours every day for 2 weeks.



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Old 05-24-2006, 07:14 AM   #5
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Stop splashing cologne on your testicles.



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Old 05-24-2006, 07:23 AM   #6
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Cut them off.

Step 1:Tie a fishing string very tightly around the top of testes.
Step 2:Get jaws of life and cut tests off.
Step 3:electrical tape the hole in the scrotum.



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Old 05-24-2006, 07:27 AM   #7
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Cut them off.

Step 1:Tie a fishing string very tightly around the top of testes.
Step 2:Get jaws of life and cut tests off.
Step 3:electrical tape the hole in the scrotum.
I take it this technique worked for you?



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Old 05-24-2006, 08:18 AM   #8
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You probably have blue balls, was the cat nosing around your cock again?



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Old 05-24-2006, 02:45 PM   #9
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:50 PM   #10
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Go light on the roids and it will stop. Or ask your mommy to lick em for you.
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:53 PM   #11
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:33 PM   #12
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my nuts sting...would their be a reason y? they have been stinging for like 90min. lol its bothering me
LOL, better you than me . If it doesn't stop then fuck one final time and kill yourself.
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Old 05-24-2006, 11:31 PM   #13
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lol

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Old 05-25-2006, 10:04 AM   #15
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actually i looked this up on google and it could be an std or even a yeast infection passesd from a girlfriend or a variety of physical problems. if it persists see a doctor.



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Old 05-25-2006, 10:34 AM   #16
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The real questions is, how did he get an STD from his hand?



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Old 05-25-2006, 11:36 AM   #17
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he probably has ass rash around his groin from all of the construction he's been doing!
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Have you checked for sabertoothed crotchcrickets?



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Have you checked for sabertoothed crotchcrickets?
i dont have crabs and its not stinging now so it doenst bother me
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he probably has ass rash around his groin from all of the construction he's been doing!
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Old 05-25-2006, 08:48 PM   #21
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i dont have crabs and its not stinging now so it doenst bother me
Maybe its from all the shit hanging off your nuts, after getting done
doing so much anal with bigdyl
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Old 05-25-2006, 08:52 PM   #22
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Maybe its from all the shit hanging off your nuts, after getting done
doing so much anal with bigdyl
i make him clean himself b4 i mount him
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Old 05-25-2006, 09:09 PM   #23
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i make him clean himself b4 i mount him
Good technique
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