Thread: Funny Joke (it is just a joke)

How come Mexico never sends anyone to the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is in the US.

That was funny.

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas. Looking around at the exotics, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it.

He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars."I'll take the rat; And I won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Harbor as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back!"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze Mexican over there."

Racist!:

Cracker

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas. Looking around at the exotics, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it.

He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars."I'll take the rat; And I won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Harbor as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back!"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze Mexican over there."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=...&v=F4ju0U4_yA4

Originally Posted by Seanp156

Racist!:

You beat me to it.

Funny joke though

Originally Posted by MyK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=...&v=F4ju0U4_yA4

Ive seen that before and that is funny no matter who you are (unless you an illegal)

Is it just me that finds it ironic that the amazing racist is a jewish person. Being that the jews have suffered some of the worst kind of racism imaginable

Originally Posted by Seanp156

Racist!:

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas. Looking around at the exotics, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it.

He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars."I'll take the rat; And I won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Harbor as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back!"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze Mexican over there."

My racist brother told me this joke 2 days ago.......Jodi it looks like Rob needs 1-3 days off.

I wonder if they sell bronze statues of Foreman?

Originally Posted by Witmaster

I wonder if they sell bronze statues of Foreman?

What is not funny is this thread is encouraging people to break the rules...read #4 son.


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Originally Posted by Witmaster

I wonder if they sell bronze statues of Foreman?

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

What is not funny is this thread is encouraging people to break the rules...read #4 son.

Which does substantuate the arguement for a 10th rule which would prohibit whining like a little bitch...

Originally Posted by DOMS

Originally Posted by Witmaster

Which does substantuate the arguement for a 10th rule which would prohibit whining like a little bitch...

Again read #4.