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05-26-2006, 11:23 AM #1Patrick ELITE MEMBER
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Broke Back Spider
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied
What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied: "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs"
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment......... then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."Optimum Sports Performance
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05-26-2006, 11:40 AM #2Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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05-26-2006, 12:38 PM #3Registered User
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Lol !
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05-26-2006, 12:43 PM #4Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Total ownage.
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05-26-2006, 01:19 PM #5Fueled by Testosterone MODERATOR
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05-26-2006, 01:26 PM #6fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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05-26-2006, 02:39 PM #7Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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05-26-2006, 02:59 PM #8Intensity!
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05-26-2006, 03:29 PM #9Registered User
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05-26-2006, 07:03 PM #10Registered User
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good one
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05-26-2006, 07:13 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Daddylong legs are not spiders, they come from a different order known as Opiliones. And contrary to the myth that they are the most poisonous but just can't bite humans with their small fangs, they actuallly have no fangs.
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and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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05-26-2006, 07:32 PM #12Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Gay Bashing....
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Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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It's OK...we still love you even though your gay. Originally Posted by BigDyl
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