Thread: Saturday Night Contest (5/27/06)

I am going to cook a healthy dinner, eat some Xanax, then go to bed.

I'm going to cry and listen to emo music.



No, wait, Gracie/Hughes, SON!

Originally Posted by KelJu

I am going to cook a healthy dinner, eat some Xanax, then go to bed.

Pretty , you are the new leader But living in Mobile is an unfair advantage.

Originally Posted by Pepper

Pretty , you are the new leader But living in Mobile is an unfair advantage.

Hell yeah, its about time I win at something....oh wait this sucks, I'm a loser,

My wife is from Hunstville, so I go to Alabama a good bit.

Originally Posted by Pepper

My wife is from Hunstville, so I go to Alabama a good bit.

How unfortunate for you.
The fact that I live in Alabama is why I am going to eat a Xanax and go to bed.

I live in South Carolina so it is not like going to Mexico or something.

I'm eating some calorically nightmarish stuffed jalapeños, watching Hitch, and planning next weeks workouts.

Originally Posted by Pepper

I live in South Carolina so it is not like going to Mexico or something.

All I am saying is that Alabama blows goats.
There is a reason that my state is the butt of many jokes. The people here are fucking idiots for the most part.

I was trying to say that SC is not much better.

Originally Posted by KelJu

All I am saying is that Alabama blows goats.
There is a reason that my state is the butt of many jokes. The people here are fucking idiots for the most part.

I have a few questions for you sir.
1- Are you white?
2- Are there more Blacks than Whites where you live?
3- What's a Kelju?
4-Who is that in your Avatar?
5- What's wrong with Alabama?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I have a few questions for you sir.
1- Are you white?
2- Are there more Blacks than Whites where you live?
3- What's a Kelju?
4-Who is that in your Avatar?
5- What's wrong with Alabama?

1) I am white
2) Mobile is about 50/50 for whites to blacks
3) KelJu is a figment of my imagination. He is an alter ego, someone I strive to be more like.
4) Johnny Depp
5) -We are ranked 49th in education
-We are ranked 48th average per capita income
-I do not understand these people, and they do not understand me
-This is the Bible Belt
-Southern Baptist Fundamentalist control our state government
-Alabama is pushing a bill to force High Schools to teach Biblical studies, when the students already are too fucking stupid to make high enough on the SAT to get into college
-Alabama has the worst organized state constitution of any other state in the union
-The ice breaker for most social gatherings in this great state is "How many deer did you kill this year boy?

That’s just what I can think of right now.

And you lived all of your life there?
That's Johnny Depp? In what movie?
I thought at first that Kelju was slang for spitting in food.

Originally Posted by Pepper

My wife is from Hunstville, so I go to Alabama a good bit.

that is where i am exactly

Originally Posted by KelJu

1) I am white
2) Mobile is about 50/50 for whites to blacks
3) KelJu is a figment of my imagination. He is an alter ego, someone I strive to be more like.
4) Johnny Depp
5) -We are ranked 49th in education
-We are ranked 48th average per capita income
-I do not understand these people, and they do not understand me
-This is the Bible Belt
-Southern Baptist Fundamentalist control our state government
-Alabama is pushing a bill to force High Schools to teach Biblical studies, when the students already are too fucking stupid to make high enough on the SAT to get into college
-Alabama has the worst organized state constitution of any other state in the union
-The ice breaker for most social gatherings in this great state is "How many deer did you kill this year boy?

That’s just what I can think of right now.

After reading this post and seeing this poster I can now visualize what you are saying.

Super HulkQuote:

My wife is from Hunstville, so I go to Alabama a good bit.


that is where i am exactly

1. HBO Boxing at 7 pM
2. Then the replay of it at 10 PM
3. Sleep

Originally Posted by min0 lee

That's Johnny Depp? In what movie?

He's in Bat country. Fear and loathing in LV

My gf is taking me to dinner at Houston's in a few mins. Gonna order me a big steak, drink some beer. Then get laid. (hopefully).

Most pathetic? I'll probably win... Mowed the lawn, did the dishes, my laundry, and cleaned a room... I feel like a bitch today . (other than mowing the lawn of course, because that's MANLY )

Originally Posted by cappo5150

My gf is taking me to dinner at Houston's in a few mins. Gonna order me a big steak, drink some beer. Then get laid. (hopefully).

Getting laid disqualifies you from THIS contest!

Originally Posted by Pepper

I live in South Carolina so it is not like going to Mexico or something.

Hey watch the Mexico thing or I'll drown you in my tequila and beer

I had a business meeting last night at a hole in the wall bar called the Deep End, I popped 4 Percocets and a couple valium while waiting for them to show up. Then I drank 3 Surfers on Acid, 2 Grey Goose Dry Martini's, A GG screw driver. Then a friend showed up and I had another Surfer. Finally my clients showed up, we discussed what he wanted on his website, I sketched a few ideas then we talked about concerts and I told them I heard Pearl Jam is coming in December which made them crazy with excitement. They left to go eat dinner so I hung around at the bar drinking a couple more whatevers and then a few OJ's and water. Went home ate chicken breasts with wild rice and a little corn for flavor, showered and then went straight to sleep. Woke this morning popped a percocet/half valium and then had sex 30 minutes later which felt awesome. Truly pathetic my life is.