Four Women

**Tough Old Man** · 05-30-2006, 06:40 AM

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, California, and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of thewindow.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraska.
"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from California.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of
looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from California opened the car door and pushed the
Mexican out.

**StickCity** · 05-30-2006, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, California, and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of thewindow.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraska.
"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from California.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of
looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from California opened the car door and pushed the
Mexican out.

I saw that coming.

**The Monkey Man** · 05-30-2006, 10:16 AM

Dats a good vun!

**thefutureisnow** · 05-30-2006, 02:10 PM

It may be racist but it's certainly true. And a shitload of them are illegals that don't belong in this country.

**section8** · 05-30-2006, 02:19 PM

**Tough Old Man** · 05-30-2006, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by thefutureisnow

It may be racist but it's certainly true. And a shitload of them are illegals that don't belong in this country.

I didn't put it up cause I'm racist. I live in Mexico and if I was racist I surely wouldn't live here. I just found it funny. Hell it was a mexican friend in Calif that sent both of those to me. Good old J. Medina.

**skaterdude** · 05-30-2006, 06:50 PM

hahha

**MyK** · 05-31-2006, 07:30 AM

four women driving across the country!!! they'd make it two states at the most!

**maniclion** · 05-31-2006, 03:52 PM

God these jokes are old, I swear they have them writen in latin on the Colliseum "There were 3 men sailing across the Adriatic, a Roman, a jew and a christian blah blah.

**Tough Old Man** · 05-31-2006, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

God these jokes are old, I swear they have them writen in latin on the Colliseum "There were 3 men sailing across the Adriatic, a Roman, a jew and a christian blah blah.

Shut up you two year old or I'll take away your baby bottle.

**Super Hulk** · 05-31-2006, 08:53 PM

Answer: the golden girls ?

**goandykid** · 06-01-2006, 07:34 PM

So many versions. The one I knew involved a sinking boat w/ the Chinese man throwing off bags of rice and saying "we have too much of this in our country anyways", Mexican throwing off (choose your weapon: beans, burritoes, enchiladas, w/e fits) saying "we have too much of this in our country" and then the AMerican throws off the Mexican and repeats the saying.

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