Thread: A Texas Cowboy

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and
shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice."

It's true - you go South of Waco and all you see is Arab and Mexican people everywhere.

ur killin me today Tough.

Funny, but I like the "Four Women" joke better.

Originally Posted by section8

Funny, but I like the "Four Women" joke better.

I disagree

tired ass jokes