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06-02-2006, 07:22 AM #1Registered User
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Farmer Giles gets a call from his farmhand.....ive run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive.....shoot it he tells him and bury it.10 minutes later he gets another call....done that....what should i do with the speed camera?......
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06-02-2006, 07:24 AM #2Registered User
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06-02-2006, 07:27 AM #3Registered User
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Paddy finds his wife in crotchless panties,she opens her legs and says do you want to lick this?...he replies fuck off look what its done to your knickers!..
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06-02-2006, 07:28 AM #4Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by MACCA
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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06-02-2006, 07:32 AM #5Registered User
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jack n jill play hide n seek, jill says to jack if you find me you can lick my fanny and then shag me up the arse, if you cant find me ill be in the garden shed....
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06-02-2006, 07:36 AM #6Registered User
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An 80 year old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence.For forty minutes they shagged like bastards arms n legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor.Christ she said you didnt shag me like that 50 years ago,to which the old man replied, 50 years ago that wasnt a fucking electric fence.....
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06-02-2006, 07:40 AM #7Registered User
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ONE FOR BIGDYL
ive found this prostitute who charges by the inch, obviously i cant afford her, but i thought it would be a cheap night out for you...Male, 38 years old, 5ft 11", 187lbs
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06-02-2006, 07:44 AM #8Registered User
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If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank should she;
A) Get to know you better
B) Stop being such a fucking prude
C) Sit somewhere else on the busMale, 38 years old, 5ft 11", 187lbs
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06-02-2006, 07:57 AM #9Registered User
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Foreman says to bigdyl, ive just seen your double, i swear. I thought it was you and even shouted your name n whistled but it just carried on scratching its arse and eating its banana....
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06-02-2006, 07:58 AM #10Registered User
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What is the medical term for the fatty tissue surrounding the clitoris?....
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06-02-2006, 08:14 AM #11Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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06-02-2006, 08:51 AM #12Registered User
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Guy lying on the beach with no legs or arms, three girls walk up to him, the first girl says..have you ever been hugged?..he says no, so she hugs him.The second girl says...have you ever been kissed?....he says no. so she kisses him. The third girl says ...have you ever been fucked?.....he says no....so she says ..you have now the tide is coming in..........
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A woman was in a coma, had been in it for months, nurses were giving her a bed bath and touched her fanny, there was a response on the moniter, they tried again and sure enough a response.They explained to her husband and suggested a little oral sex might bring her out of the coma, so they drew the curtains for some privacy. A few minutes later and the moniters went haywire, the woman was dead. What happened they cried?. He said i think she may of choked!!!!.
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