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  1. 06-02-2006, 10:29 PM #1
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    I'm Doomed!

    How come everytime I talk to an attractive woman at the gym,
    I later have to see her dragging her kid(s) out of the child care area???




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    What's wrong with a woman that has kids?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    How come everytime I talk to an attractive woman at the gym,
    I later have to see her dragging her kid(s) out of the child care area???




    I'm Doomed!


    Because you look exactly how you smell. I'm suprised everyone isn't dragging family memebers out of the gym.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    How come everytime I talk to an attractive woman at the gym,
    I later have to see her dragging her kid(s) out of the child care area???




    I'm Doomed!

    Kids=less time you have to spend with her.....hit it and get the hell out
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Kids=less time you have to spend with her.....hit it and get the hell out
    Truuue Dat
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    How come everytime I talk to an attractive woman at the gym,
    I later have to see her dragging her kid(s) out of the child care area???




    I'm Doomed!

    Because the parents today have no control over there kids. The kids do what the fuck they want. They want to screw and get pregnent so be it. It's all the asshole who protest and sue for every fucking thing there kid does wrong. Then they find out later they can't control there kid cause you can't disipline them without ending up in jail. It's all you young assholes fault. Wasn't like this in the 50's and 60's.

    I'll state this. If we could turn back the clocks to the 50's and still have the computerized / knowledge we have today, you would see a differnet generation of kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    How come everytime I talk to an attractive woman at the gym,
    I later have to see her dragging her kid(s) out of the child care area???




    I'm Doomed!


    Man, I know what you meen. I now have 2 girls that have kids that are into me. I'm only 23, I don't want anything to do with a girl with kids. It pisses me off that I can get the girls I don't want, yet I can't get that damn bartender.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    What's wrong with a woman that has kids?
    1. The bitch has f*cked before.

    2. The kid comes first.

    3. The world is over-populated.
    Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    How come everytime I talk to an attractive woman at the gym,
    I later have to see her dragging her kid(s) out of the child care area???




    I'm Doomed!

    I didn't think they gyms or child care in India
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  11. 06-03-2006, 04:55 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by fletcher6490
    Man, I know what you meen. I now have 2 girls that have kids that are into me. I'm only 23, I don't want anything to do with a girl with kids. It pisses me off that I can get the girls I don't want, yet I can't get that damn bartender.
    Stay away as much as you can dude, those chicks who are age that have kids are usually fucked up in some sorta way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu
    1. The bitch has f*cked before.

    2. The kid comes first.

    3. The world is over-populated.

    That's pretty shallow, my friend.

    Some single mothers just want a fun time, not necessarily a long relationship.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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  13. 06-03-2006, 09:00 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu
    1. The bitch has f*cked before.

    I don't really care about that... I'm not looking for a virgin...
    But, I'm not looking for a pornstar either!?

    I just don't a woman who's been all stretched out -

    2. The kid comes first.

    Thats the real problem
    The fact is... I am greedy and I want a relationship with
    a woman and not her kids and her X

    I like to get away on the weekends
    Single moms don't have that option

    3. The world is over-populated.

    Belive it or not, If I found a woman I was incredibly
    attracted to... I think taking care of kids is a good option
    as opposed to having more kids (which is just plain stupid)

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    Maybe it's just me but I find that a woman who has had children and then made the effort to get back in shape and look attractive is Awesome!!
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
    Maybe it's just me but I find that a woman who has had children and then made the effort to get back in shape and look attractive is Awesome!!
    That is true...

    And she earns my respect for that...

    But, I don't want to have a relationship w/her... I'm still turned off

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    I've spoken at length to three particular women at my gym that inspired me...

    Like I had thoughts that I would really like to ask them out and they
    could possibly be a long term partner for me...

    As soon as I saw the kids...

    My brain just switches modes...
    Like the terminator...

    "Hey buddy, you got a dead cat in there?"

    Possible responses
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    "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!    "

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    Quote Originally Posted by joesmooth20
    Stay away as much as you can dude, those chicks who are age that have kids are usually fucked up in some sorta way.

    Well, the one girl is 24 I think. The newest one is 33, and her daughter is only like 14 months old. So she was like 31 when she got pregnant. Her daughter is really freakin cute though.
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    Sorry, I have to be #1 in the relationship. You'll never find that with a single mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tier
    Sorry, I have to be #1 in the relationship. You'll never find that with a single mother.

    Are you female?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Kids=less time you have to spend with her.....hit it and get the hell out



    No my man...

    I am not angry at women, I want to share my life w/someone...

    But I want a person whos spontaneous and carefree

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletcher6490
    Well, the one girl is 24 I think. The newest one is 33, and her daughter is only like 14 months old. So she was like 31 when she got pregnant. Her daughter is really freakin cute though.
    Didn't know if you wanted me to respond but 33yrs old and your 23 is going to cause friction from the get go. If the child is that young where's the father at? Plus older single women tned to be real pissed off at the world in a lot of cases. her child is starting to grow on you already and she will use that against you when you don't comply with her wants. 10yrs is a lot and i'm sure she looks older than you and do you really want to be bringing some older woman with an young child (who's not yours) around your family to like christmas and shit. It would start eat away at you man.

    I say hold on to the younger one until you find other chick with no kids.
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    One of the things that really kills me is...

    A lot of single mothers don't play head games,
    because they don't have time to be immature
    having a family to take care of...

    This is probably one of the reasons I am always drawn to discover
    the women that attract me, are moms!!?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by joesmooth20
    Didn't know if you wanted me to respond but 33yrs old and your 23 is going to cause friction from the get go. If the child is that young where's the father at? Plus older single women tned to be real pissed off at the world in a lot of cases. her child is starting to grow on you already and she will use that against you when you don't comply with her wants. 10yrs is a lot and i'm sure she looks older than you and do you really want to be bringing some older woman with an young child (who's not yours) around your family to like christmas and shit. It would start eat away at you man.

    I say hold on to the younger one until you find other chick with no kids.
    I was going to say she is smarter than him,
    and can manipulate him

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    I was going to say she is smarter than him,
    and can manipulate him

    It's not like i'm dating this girl. I can just tell she's starting to get attracted to me. Trust me, I want nothing to do with these women with kids. I'm a young guy who is looking for someone more my age and childless. For all I know she just takes a liking to me when were drinking, who knows. I do know the 23 year old girl with the kid is madly in love with me, and I am showing no signs of interest in her. Which i'm sure is definetely fueling the fire. Like I said before, i'm interested in the bartender and I will not give up untill I know for sure that their is nothing there. Which I will hopefully find out later tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fletcher6490
    Like I said before, i'm interested in the bartender and I will not give up untill I know for sure that their is nothing there. Which I will hopefully find out later tonight.
    It's always so good to start a relationship based on things you say
    to each other while you are drinking


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    Quote Originally Posted by fletcher6490
    It's not like i'm dating this girl. I can just tell she's starting to get attracted to me. Trust me, I want nothing to do with these women with kids. I'm a young guy who is looking for someone more my age and childless. For all I know she just takes a liking to me when were drinking, who knows. I do know the 23 year old girl with the kid is madly in love with me, and I am showing no signs of interest in her. Which i'm sure is definetely fueling the fire. Like I said before, i'm interested in the bartender and I will not give up untill I know for sure that their is nothing there. Which I will hopefully find out later tonight.

    I just hooked up with her last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    I just hooked up with her last night.

    Dude, she is a girl. We all know you don't swing that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
    It's always so good to start a relationship based on things you say
    to each other while you are drinking


    Isn't it though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK
    Ya, MonkeyMan...
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    coming from a Canadian!?!?!

    They're the biggest Drunks of all -

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