youve just got to laugh

**Richie1888** · 06-06-2006, 06:34 AM

A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around,

He realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal

companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds

the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely

Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the

man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but

there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The

Only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man

had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly

nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening

beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a

warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned

over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk."

**topolo** · 06-06-2006, 02:00 PM

I didn't read a word.

**BigDyl** · 06-06-2006, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Richie1888

A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around,

He realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal

companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds

the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely

Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the

man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but

there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The

Only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man

had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly

nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening

beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a

warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned

over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk."

http://www.naturesongs.com/cricket1.wav

**BigDyl** · 06-06-2006, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by Richie1888

A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around,

He realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal

companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds

the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely

Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the

man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but

there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The

Only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man

had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly

nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening

beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a

warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned

over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk."

http://www.naturesongs.com/cricket1.wav

**MyK** · 06-06-2006, 02:28 PM

**skaterdude** · 06-06-2006, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

hahahaha, thats great.

**LexusGS** · 06-06-2006, 02:43 PM

i refuse to read that load of crap.

**Richie1888** · 06-07-2006, 02:42 AM

its worth a read

**TJ Cline** · 06-07-2006, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by Richie1888

its worth a read

I thought it was funny.

**Richie1888** · 06-07-2006, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I thought it was funny.

thanks mate dont think anyone else did though lol

**Bazooka Tooth** · 06-07-2006, 04:52 AM

FACE PIN!

**Bazooka Tooth** · 06-07-2006, 04:53 AM

Now THAT sir, makes me cackle

Like that.

**MyK** · 06-07-2006, 02:54 PM

**Vieope** · 06-07-2006, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

**maniclion** · 06-07-2006, 03:30 PM

WTF

**MyK** · 06-07-2006, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

WTF

**assassin** · 06-07-2006, 05:33 PM

==(

**min0 lee** · 06-07-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

FACE PIN!

Did that make your Bazooka fire? Freud would have a say in your taste of pics.

**Bazooka Tooth** · 06-07-2006, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Did that make your Bazooka fire? Freud would have a say in your taste of pics.

Freud can suck my nuts....Ohhh wait that didnt help at all did it

**kenwood** · 06-07-2006, 06:40 PM

lol

**min0 lee** · 06-07-2006, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

Freud can suck my nuts....Ohhh wait that didnt help at all did it

Busted!

**Bazooka Tooth** · 06-07-2006, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Busted!

That's Shitty!

**min0 lee** · 06-07-2006, 08:52 PM

Damn, that's pretty long.

Does it feel good coming out as it does going in for you?

**Bazooka Tooth** · 06-07-2006, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Damn, that's pretty long.

Does it feel good coming out as it does going in for you?

**min0 lee** · 06-07-2006, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

Now thats a skill.

**Bazooka Tooth** · 06-07-2006, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Now thats a skill.

Why thank you sir, or ma'am...?

I am a jack of all the good trades, like pooping the alphabet, and speedo gay wrestling....

**min0 lee** · 06-07-2006, 09:05 PM

I See......

**fufu** · 06-07-2006, 10:50 PM

I've don't got to do anything!

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