Thread: Insulting BigDyl

That image is so great.

BigDyl?

too easy!

Originally Posted by MyK

too easy!

Not as easy as his sister.

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Not as easy as his sister.

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Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

(Question submitted by Bigdude)
It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment: Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way. Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

(Question submitted by Bigdude)
It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment: Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way. Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Question: Why did the ghost ask to move his desk during class?


Answer: Because he wanted to sit next to his "ghoulfriend."















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bigdyl sucks at jiu jitsu..... and he likes pee pee....and little boys

This is why BigDyl loves martal arts, and claims hes the champ...

Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

bigdyl sucks at jiu jitsu..... and he likes pee pee....and little boys

True Story, I get tapped like a keg.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

True Story, I get tapped like my sister.

Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

Where have you been, bitch?

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Not as easy as his sister.

Or his mother.

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Where have you been, bitch?

I lost a dear friend ....my computer

Originally Posted by maniclion

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

(Question submitted by Bigdude)
It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment: Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way. Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

When I was younger I trapped many farts in a tennis can and gave it to my mother. The look on her face after she opened it pretty much answered the question for me. 2005 was a crazy year.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

(Question submitted by Bigdude)
It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment: Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way. Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

I saw an episode of "Myth Busters" where they captured several samples of farts for analysis. They basically had Adam wear a special skin-tight suit and submerged him from the waist down in cold water. Somehow this was supposed to induce flatuence I guess. Anyhow, the suit had rubber hoses connected to sealed bottles which were then drawn from with syringes. Now, I have no idea what "myth" they were tryint to dispell. I think it might have been to find out if the human body can naturally produce enough toxic gas to kill one's self (e.g. the story of a guy who died from his own flatuence in his sleep).