Thread: How do you pump up before a date with a new girl?

cock pump

5 sets of 12 pumps

plunger 5 sets 10-12 reps and 30sec. rest

j.k

True Story, I usually oil myself up with vaseline, comb my mullet back, put on my hot pink leotards, and turn up the Bon Jovi. Maybe even do some japanese push-ups. Oh, and obviously 20 sets bicep isolation curls.

do 100 reps of bb curls and put my cup on(bc i know sometime in the date i'm gonna get kneed in the nuts)

i haven't been on a date in almost a year but I used to go tanning, 20mins HIIT, some sorta upperbody workout prior to the cardio, and pic out what fake name I'll give them.

Originally Posted by joesmooth20

i haven't been on a date in almost a year

I can't laugh too much because I dont date too often, but then I seen your name was joesmooth20 hahahahahah


how smooth can you be?



Im sowwy, I just wanted to make a funny

Originally Posted by joesmooth20

i haven't been on a date in almost a year but I used to go tanning, 20mins HIIT, some sorta upperbody workout prior to the cardio, and pic out what fake name I'll give them.

Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

I can't laugh too much because I dont date too often, but then I seen your name was joesmooth20 hahahahahah


how smooth can you be?



Im sowwy, I just wanted to make a funny

I've been with my smoking HOTT rich girlfriend for almost a year

i wish there were some bagels round here

a mens mag i had either mens fitness or muscle n fitness had an article on that. i'll see if i still have it.

I was my cock and balls and have her pick up a case of beer on the way over!

I only date men

Originally Posted by topolo

I only date men

grab a case on the way over!

Originally Posted by joesmooth20

I've been with my smoking HOTT rich girlfriend for almost a year

Is your GF rich, or is her daddy rich?

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Is your GF rich, or is her daddy rich?

Her dad is but she makes a lot of money also.

I pump up my wallet.

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I get ready by doing 5 sets of power cleans for 10-12 reps, then I oil my self up and pose in my mirror for 25 minutes, I end by doing 15 sets of bicep curls and then stuff a large sock down my pants.

Foreman you have issues man...