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Old 06-08-2006, 05:59 PM   #1
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Pick your favorite "You got owned" post
I have to admit that this place has been comedy gold over the last few weeks, so let’s have a competition. Post your favorite post of someone getting owned and we will have a vote off between the top 10.
"But KelJu, who will pick the final 10 post?" I say let BigDyl pick them. After all, he is our very own you got owned emo ninja.

I will start things off. My favorite one was in Kefe's picture gallery. Why Kefe post pictures of him taking out the trash is beyond me, but Myk took it upon himself to punish him for his stupidity in the following gallery entry.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/ga...0/ppuser/16282

My second favorite post was in the Topolo vs Douchebase, I mean doublebase, fight thread. DOMS had me rolling with this gem.
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I meant the League of Putting It In Your Mother's Ass. It's like the Justice League, except that we all have the same power.
That shit had me rolling around in my room laughing me ass off.
I would also like to give honorable mentioning to Topolo for his relentless assault on doublebase. Please don’t forget his post when you are deciding on your favorite.

Ok guys and gals, post your favorite you got owned post, and if BigDyl is up to it he can decide on the final 10 to be voted the 2006 you got owned post of the year.


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im not actualy retarded but there are retards that get better grades den me
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:20 PM   #2
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I've seen some great ones, but my favorite has to be this one:

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a hook grip is when your thumb is wrapped around and placed under your fore fingers. So beautiful in it's simplicity.

you mean a false grip.
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maybe or maybe im thinking of chin-ups
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just shut the fuck up dumb ass.


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Old 06-08-2006, 06:38 PM   #3
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Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
Total ownage.
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:44 PM   #4
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True Story, this one 14 year old noob "bryson" posted something in the training section, and then I recommended a roid cycle to him. Then P-Funk pwned me. I can't seem to find the post though, kelju had it in his sig.


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Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
Total ownage.
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:07 PM   #5
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bigdyl has the best owned pics of all time
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:14 PM   #6
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You're just the right age to start a roid cycle.



I recommend 1 gram test-e EOD
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bigdylan....get THE FUCK OUT OF THE TRAINING SESSION YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE. You are a waste of space.

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You mean, training forum?
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you know what i meant.


and take it out of your fucking signature or you ass will be banned again.

you are a stupid mother fucker and you waste peoples time here. you add nothing to this section. stay in open chat you fucking retard.


Props to BigDyl for picking himself for his selected "You got owned" post. I think that shows a lot of character.


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im not actualy retarded but there are retards that get better grades den me
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:16 PM   #7
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my favourite was the one were imwithstupid faked his own death! death from hand cancer, then was resusitated with the use of a defibrulator. he got owned so bad that they had to shut down the thread, then someone started a new thread, a memorial to him and he proceded to get owned for like 5 more pages.

I'll look for the threads!
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:26 PM   #8
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I couldnt find the threads but these two are a couple of gems


http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...ad.php?t=52574 (I need to get a 6 pack and some exercises..)

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...ad.php?t=58859 (On a date..)
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:54 PM   #9
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Wasn't that kid like 16???

How can you be 16 and not have a 6pack????

I used to smoke weed and drink at least a sixpack of beer-
probably five days a week when I was 16, and I still had abs -

(of course I ran five miles a day)


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Foreman had a great one.

I posted that a thread was green and yellow and he said that it was just the reflection of my teeth in the computer monitor.
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Old 06-08-2006, 08:08 PM   #11
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Foreman had a great one.

I posted that a thread was green and yellow and he said that it was just the reflection of my teeth in the computer monitor.
I remember the post, that was good shit.


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Old 06-08-2006, 08:13 PM   #12
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Wasn't that kid like 16???

How can you be 16 and not have a 6pack????

I used to smoke weed and drink at least a sixpack of beer-
probably five days a week when I was 16, and I still had abs -

(of course I ran five miles a day)
He was 12 I think it was KEFE's alter ego, or one of his idiot friends.


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There's too many to choose from....they are all so hilarious.
But I agree with kelju on both ones he posted.
Way to go Myk
and DOMS
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Old 06-08-2006, 08:25 PM   #14
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This one is fucking hilarious, brand new too!

http://ironmagazineforums.com/showpo...6&postcount=15
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Old 06-08-2006, 08:50 PM   #16
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I like you bazooka tooth, and that was a hilarious link, but what does that have to do with people getting owned?


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im not actualy retarded but there are retards that get better grades den me
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Old 06-08-2006, 09:08 PM   #17
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my favourite was the one were imwithstupid faked his own death! death from hand cancer, then was resusitated with the use of a defibrulator. he got owned so bad that they had to shut down the thread, then someone started a new thread, a memorial to him and he proceded to get owned for like 5 more pages.

I'll look for the threads!
That was funny...all of the above have been.


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ROTFLMFAO X 312987339


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Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
Total ownage.
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I can't seem to find it, but god hand mentioned being at work while posting, so I replied: "I wasn't aware that freeway off ramps had Internet access."


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Old 06-08-2006, 09:37 PM   #20
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I can't seem to find it, but god hand mentioned being at work while posting, so I replied: "I wasn't aware that freeway off ramps had Internet access."



That is also good shit, but I still think the doublebase's mom fucking league was better.


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I can't seem to find it, but god hand mentioned being at work while posting, so I replied: "I wasn't aware that freeway off ramps had Internet access."
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...t=53990&page=8

I remember reading that today.


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I can't seem to find it, but god hand mentioned being at work while posting, so I replied: "I wasn't aware that freeway off ramps had Internet access."
That's my all time favorite.
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Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
Total ownage.
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Old 06-09-2006, 09:12 AM   #25
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my favourite was the one were imwithstupid faked his own death! death from hand cancer, then was resusitated with the use of a defibrulator. he got owned so bad that they had to shut down the thread, then someone started a new thread, a memorial to him and he proceded to get owned for like 5 more pages.

I'll look for the threads!
Yea... he was a gem.....He left himself wide open for this (You guys owe me...) one.