Thread: At 39 it might be my last chance for free.

are you gay?

does she use a silver cane when she walks?

Originally Posted by topolo

does she use a silver cane when she walks?

I have to go brew some rich delicious Columbian coffe right now, but I will answer your question later.

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I have to go brew some rich delicious Columbian coffe right now, but I will answer your question later.

Cool, in the meantime I would give it to her in the back door.

I don't know what's worse, that you posted that, or that you beat me to it.

you have my approval

Originally Posted by topolo

Cool, in the meantime I would give it to her in the back door.

I love vagina so the back door is not an option, but thanks for your input.

Since I am years younger than you...
A good move would be to refer this girl to Monkey -
It would not be wrong for me to make sweet passionate love to this girl...

You however... Are a dirty old man!

Let me change my answer ..

I think she may have mistaken you for someone else.

Did you see the pic of that car?

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I love vagina so the back door is not an option, but thanks for your input.

Don't lie

honestly if you dont.... I dont know man, its not going to be good.

Originally Posted by shiznit2169

Front Page: "Should Foremanrules, at 39 years of age hit it up with a 22 year old? How can a man of great intelligence be so confused on what to do. Is the truth finally revealed? He's gay?"

OMG -

Can't you see whats going on here you dork?

Foreman has a young daughter...

If he gets with this girl all he will think about is his daughter in
19 or 20 years getting with a guy like him -

Nobody wants to think about their Pure Wholesome daughter
having sex!?!?! -

He has fatherly sympathy!

And I for one commend him for not being a sleazy dirtbag

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I love vagina so the back door is not an option, but thanks for your input.

THAT, was a shocker...

Btw, these threads are the dumbest of all threads... Why even ask. You've already made up your mind most likely and you sure as hell know what everyone else is going to say... If you're trying to be moral, leave it be. If so, pass it to me...

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

If you're trying to be moral, leave it be. If so, pass it to me...

I called it first -

and besides...

Youre gay!

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I called it first -

and besides...

Youre gay!

True Story!

Hey, I'd hit it. There is a select group young college girls that want to bone creepy oldtimer students like you.

You sure she's 22, maybe she just wants you to buy her beer or something.

I'm going to keep this simple.

Hit it, hit it now, and hit it like there's no tomorrow. Wait 15 minutes, and then repeat until one of the following occurs:

• There's bleeding involved.

• Her mom calls the police because she has been missing for days.

• She has a penis. (Sorry Min0)

I'd do it man, but make sure she's serious. Girls that age still do the game playing crap and could be just being stupid. I suggest you go out for drinks and wait until class is almost out just to avoid the possiblity of getting shotdown and having to see her afterward.

Originally Posted by joesmooth20

I'd do it man, but make sure she's serious. Girls that age still do the game playing crap and could be just being stupid. I suggest you go out for drinks and wait until class is almost out just to avoid the possiblity of getting shotdown and having to see her afterward.

Bah!

He can avoid that by being smoothe and direct...

And if I was rejected, I would just say

"yeah I didn't think so, I was going to tell you, you are a little young for me"

Thus rejecting her
(and of course making her want you more)

Originally Posted by bigss75

Hey, I'd hit it. There is a select group young college girls that want to bone creepy oldtimer students like you.

You sure she's 22, maybe she just wants you to buy her beer or something.

Classic

I'm just going to quote you, Foreman, from your response in a thread I made.

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Get some balls should be a poll choice

trust me at 22 we are old enough to decide if we want to sleep with you or not. if she wants to there is nothing at all wrong with your age differences.

on the other hand my daughter's little male friends are insane. i tell them they need a signed permission slip from their mom and i''ll have to conduct a personal interview with her.... i think i'll add and i need 7 types of identification, proof of a rabies shot, a blood test, a straight jacket in whatever size they are currently wearing, a bag of cement and a pair of tight fitting boots.

My gf's 42 and doesn't have to shave her legs yet, so wonderful never feeling that stubble.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

trust me at 22 we are old enough to decide if we want to sleep with you or not. if she wants to there is nothing at all wrong with your age differences.

on the other hand my daughter's little male friends are insane. i tell them they need a signed permission slip from their mom and i''ll have to conduct a personal interview with her.... i think i'll add and i need 7 types of identification, proof of a rabies shot, a blood test, a straight jacket in whatever size they are currently wearing, a bag of cement and a pair of tight fitting boots.

WTH are you talking about? -

They need all that so they can have sex with your daughter?

Originally Posted by maniclion

My gf's 42 and doesn't have to shave her legs yet, so wonderful never feeling that stubble.

Woo Hoo

Over the hill and on the pill!

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Woo Hoo

Over the hill and on the pill!

On the pill, her eggs are close to their expiration date

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Classic

How old did you tell her you were??