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Should children witness child birth?
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06-27-2006, 03:30 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Should children witness child birth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed, and after a little while Ricky was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Ricky began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...smack his ass again!"
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06-27-2006, 03:36 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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That sounds like something a kid would say.
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06-27-2006, 03:38 PM #4primeau
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i don't think anyone should except the dr.
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I think all pre-teens girls should see it, except they should let some hollywood special effects artisits do a little extra to make it seem 1000x more gruesome. I think the instances of teen pregnancies may drop a little.
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