A short night at Fridays

**AKIRA** · 07-02-2006, 09:29 AM

I came to the bar to see a couple of friends for a beer or two and I ended up sitting next to this big tittied, red haired girl. Now I KINDA know this girl as she and I have exchanged words before resulting in her being labeled as a yuppy, snoody bitch. That was years ago..and shes put on some weight since then.

Anyway, she started conversation with ME. She was nice and we made small talk for a few and then we started talking about a mutual friend who she knows very well. This kid is name Mike Tall. We used to call him "Mike Tall looking Small." The poor kid came to the gym almost as much as I did and never gained any weight. It was obviously a diet problem, but thats not the point of the story.

Jackie: Well, he did get a lot bigger from before he started.

Me: He put on about 10lbs, maybe 15lbs. Thats not exactly huge, but its an improvement.

Jackie: Hmm, do you think girls like all that? (gesturing broad shoulders with a silly dance)

Me: Like what? Covering up cuz theyre cold? (she did have a sweater and she was covering up her nipples)

Jackie: No no, I mean big guys. You think girls like muscles?

Me: (THERES THE GIRL I REMEMBER) Oh. Well, the good looking ones do.

She took her beer and turned the other way.

**Double D** · 07-02-2006, 09:32 AM

Nice......normally once a bitch always a bitch. She gave you a chance to take her home and you gave her a taste of what she had gave people in the past. Nice work!

**fufu** · 07-02-2006, 09:33 AM

lawl

**BigDyl** · 07-02-2006, 10:46 AM

Translation:

"AKIRA:" I'm a big strong guy, no one is as big as me.

Girl: What an asshole, I'm out.

**AKIRA** · 07-02-2006, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Translation:

"AKIRA:" I'm a big strong guy, no one is as big as me.

Girl: What an asshole, I'm out.

What is wrong with you.

I was agreeing with her on almost all grounds of conversation. She got no stimuli invoking her attitude.

She tried to be a smartass and I proved to her that she was a dumbass.

I am an asshole, but shes been a C U Next Tuesday for years now. Forgive me, if I thought that maybe, oh maybe, she not only gained fat among these years, but some manners as well.

**MyK** · 07-02-2006, 12:14 PM

wow, that was awesome. all I did last night was pick up a chick, bring her back here and fuck her!!

getting shot down sounds like fun though!

**BigDyl** · 07-02-2006, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

wow, that was awesome. all I did last night was pick up a chick, bring her back here and fuck her!!

getting shot down sounds like fun though!

True Story

**The Monkey Man** · 07-02-2006, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

wow, that was awesome. all I did last night was pick up a chick, bring her back here and fuck her!!

getting shot down sounds like fun though!

Will you ever see her again? -

**MyK** · 07-02-2006, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Will you ever see her again? -

maybe Ill bump into her sometime!

**AKIRA** · 07-02-2006, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by MyK

wow, that was awesome. all I did last night was pick up a chick, bring her back here and fuck her!!

getting shot down sounds like fun though!

Shucks. I blew off a chubby, conceited girl.

**MyK** · 07-02-2006, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Shucks. I blew off a chubby, conceited girl.

I like to start with 6's & 7"s because I always get shotdown a couple of times before I get in the zone! then when Im in the zone I hit up the 9's and 10's!

**BigDyl** · 07-02-2006, 05:17 PM

This one time I actually hooked up with a 4.

**fufu** · 07-02-2006, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

This one time I actually hooked up with a 4.

My gram is always talking about that.

**BigDyl** · 07-02-2006, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by fufu

My gram is always talking about that.

True Story, by the way, I'm your father.

**fufu** · 07-02-2006, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

True Story, by the way, I'm your father.

I can feel the good in you.

Come back with me, stop fucking my grandparents!

**TJ Cline** · 07-02-2006, 06:56 PM

Good story, fat redheads are gross...you did the right thing.

**Mudge** · 07-02-2006, 09:59 PM

Some girls like it, some dont. I enjoy running into those that do, but no redheads for me thanks.

**AKIRA** · 07-04-2006, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Mudge

Some girls like it, some dont. I enjoy running into those that do, but no redheads for me thanks.

Yeah red heads dont do shit for me. Ive met maybe 2 in my lifetime that I wanted to fuck.

This girl was chubby meaning if she was 5'6" she weighed anywhere between 140-160lbs, steering towards 140lbs. She didnt used to be this big.

I wasnt hitting on her nor wanted to. Hell, I wasnt even buzzed enough to think of it, but shes not THAT bad. Shes the type of girl you wouldnt deny having sex with, but you would deny working for it.

In any case, I find it humorous that some girls think their shit doesnt stink, let alone less attractive ones.

**crazy_enough** · 07-04-2006, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

This girl was chubby meaning if she was 5'6" she weighed anywhere between 140-160lbs, steering towards 140lbs. She didnt used to be this big

Geez, Id love to be "this big"

But great cumback, smartass biotch hitched a ride home

**TJ Cline** · 07-04-2006, 01:54 PM

If you live in America then dream on with the under 140 shit...I would say 5'6'' 140-155 is perfect.

**AKIRA** · 07-04-2006, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

If you live in America then dream on with the under 140 shit...I would say 5'6'' 140-155 is perfect.

Depends where the weight is and what the weight is.

**Double D** · 07-04-2006, 02:03 PM

Well living in the US its hard to find a good lean woman anymore. There just arent alot out there especially whenever they get older. Damned friend foods and bon bon's are an older ladies best friend. Oh day time tv doesnt help.

**Mudge** · 07-04-2006, 02:07 PM

You guys would totally say I dated fatasses, I like the latina flavor though. Curves for me please.

CHOO CHOO, here comes the caboose!

**TJ Cline** · 07-04-2006, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Depends where the weight is and what the weight is.

True but at 5'6'' 140 is not heavy at all....155+ ok that is getting chubby

My rule is if they are 5'6'' and over they have to have 40+ inch hips.

**AKIRA** · 07-04-2006, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Mudge

You guys would totally say I dated fatasses, I like the latina flavor though. Curves for me please.

CHOO CHOO, here comes the caboose!

Once again, it depends on where the weight is. When I think of the term curves I think of the word voluptuious (sp?). In turn, I then think of an hour glass figure. A large chest and a large ass with a slim waist, as long as it doesnt belong in a circus, gets my nuts boiling. She will prolly be over 140 depending on her height, but all the weight is in the right spots.

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