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  1. 07-03-2006, 08:53 AM #1
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    Tough Old Man

    You're driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
    Valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the
    same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same
    size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

    Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant
    pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
    situation?

















    Get the hell off of the "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.

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  3. 07-03-2006, 09:00 AM #2
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    Kinda like the time he kicked the shit out of a nun thinking he was duking it out with Bat Man.
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    He can barely manage getting off of an escalator sober, hows he going to get off of a merry-go-round drunk?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    and drag down the features of age,
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    I dont see any pigs or helicopters! all I see is a ghey thread!
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    Who the fuck are you?

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  9. 07-03-2006, 03:51 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    You're driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
    Valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the
    same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same
    size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

    Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant
    pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
    situation?
















    Get the hell off of the "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.
    That was cool. But for all looking in at this thread, I started a cut Yesterday (Sun) and will not drink for the next 8 weeks. Damn there goes all your fun. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    Who the fuck am I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggNStronger
    Oh great, another fucking 'tard. Just what Open Chat was missing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    Oh great, another fucking 'tard. Just what Open Chat was missing.
    i resent that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS
    Oh great, another fucking 'tard. Just what Open Chat was missing.
    True Story, we lost one great member a day ago....and I was looking forward to his next 5 posts.
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