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07-03-2006, 08:53 AM #1Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Tough Old Man
You're driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
Valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the
same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same
size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant
pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?
Get the hell off of the "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-03-2006, 09:00 AM #2Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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07-03-2006, 09:03 AM #3Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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Kinda like the time he kicked the shit out of a nun thinking he was duking it out with Bat Man.
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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07-03-2006, 03:18 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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He can barely manage getting off of an escalator sober, hows he going to get off of a merry-go-round drunk?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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07-03-2006, 03:34 PM #5the unbanned
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I dont see any pigs or helicopters! all I see is a ghey thread!
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07-03-2006, 03:42 PM #7Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Who the fuck are you?
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-03-2006, 03:51 PM #8Senior Member
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That was cool. But for all looking in at this thread, I started a cut Yesterday (Sun) and will not drink for the next 8 weeks. Damn there goes all your fun. LOL
Originally Posted by DOMS
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07-03-2006, 03:55 PM #9Member
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Originally Posted by DOMS
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07-03-2006, 04:01 PM #10Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Oh great, another fucking 'tard. Just what Open Chat was missing. Originally Posted by BiggNStronger
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-03-2006, 04:05 PM #11Member
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i resent that! Originally Posted by DOMS
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True Story, we lost one great member a day ago....and I was looking forward to his next 5 posts. Originally Posted by DOMS
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07-03-2006, 04:35 PM #13Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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