Snortin' the blow

DOMS · 07-03-2006, 02:07 PM

This is really funny and only in Fla.

From a newspaper article:

"When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR,
and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard
box filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the
police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said
"that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd
hit the big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars:
"Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died
three years ago."

Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was
there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this
note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

Witmaster · 07-03-2006, 02:09 PM

MyK · 07-03-2006, 02:10 PM

cocaine is one helluva grug!

maniclion · 07-03-2006, 03:07 PM

He kept his cremated sister in a generic white carboard box??????? Do they even release remains from a crematorium thate way, I thought you had to have some kind of urn at least????

DOMS · 07-03-2006, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

He kept his cremated sister in a generic white carboard box??????? Do they even release remains from a crematorium thate way, I thought you had to have some kind of urn at least????

I was wondering the same thing. It was probably a wax coated box and he is either cheap or poor.

**CowPimp** · 07-03-2006, 11:24 PM

That is a pretty high level of tact for cocaine dealers, heh.

JohnMac · 07-13-2006, 01:47 PM

www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.htm

Martinogdenbsx · 07-13-2006, 04:15 PM

just go and ruin it why don;t you

07-03-2006, 02:07 PM	#1
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,511 Photos: 5	Snortin' the blow This is really funny and only in Fla. From a newspaper article: "When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time." Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago." Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
	I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.—John Gotti

07-03-2006, 02:09 PM	#2
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JohnMac Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 61	yeah right www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.htm
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