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07-03-2006, 02:07 PM #1Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Snortin' the blow
This is really funny and only in Fla.
From a newspaper article:
"When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR,
and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard
box filled with greyish-white powder." (That at least is the way the
police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said
"that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd
hit the big time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars:
"Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died
three years ago."
Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was
there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. And there was this
note. It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-03-2006, 02:09 PM #2Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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07-03-2006, 02:10 PM #3the unbanned
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cocaine is one helluva grug!
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07-03-2006, 03:07 PM #4Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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He kept his cremated sister in a generic white carboard box??????? Do they even release remains from a crematorium thate way, I thought you had to have some kind of urn at least????
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07-03-2006, 03:19 PM #5Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I was wondering the same thing. It was probably a wax coated box and he is either cheap or poor.
Originally Posted by maniclion
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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07-03-2006, 11:24 PM #6Fueled by Testosterone MODERATOR
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That is a pretty high level of tact for cocaine dealers, heh.
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07-13-2006, 01:47 PM #7Registered User
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yeah right
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07-13-2006, 04:15 PM #8Dedicated to one thing!!!
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just go and ruin it why don;t you
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